Reincarnated as a Stickman: My Physical Stats Are High, But My Gear Is Broken!

Reincarnating into the World Wide Web sounded fine—until Nox realized every alleyway was a high-speed stickman deathmatch. In a digital realm where native stickmen are born with frame-perfect combat instincts, vector-stretching limbs, and lag-inducing teleportation glitches, Nox just wanted one thing: a cozy sub-forum cafe, a cup of rendered vanilla coffee, and a completely unremarkable civilian life. He has the stats for it. In fact, his baseline physical power, reflex speed, and durability are absurdly stacked. Stashed deep inside his spatial inventory sits a set of developer-tier admin relics—a Void Staff, Sovereign Cape, Fur Collar, and Golden Halo capable of rewriting local server reality. There’s just two problems: The gear is unstable. Equipping it lights up local server diagnostics like a flare, threatening to drag high-tier corrupt admins and server-clearing Anomalies straight to his doorstep. Nox refuses to use nuclear options on street-level thugs. Forced to keep his god-tier loot locked in storage, Nox navigates the neon-lit, gang-infested server districts in his baseline black stick form. Armed with zero flashy magic, an expressive slouch, and an utterly unserious brawling style, he solves high-speed magic duels with pure, unadulterated physical kinetic force. He’s going to enjoy his peaceful life. And if any local gang leader, Frame-Skipper, or rogue code-boss gets in the way of his coffee break... Well. He doesn’t need a staff to throw hands.