
by Arch_Writer
Two millennia of peace? Overrated. Two high school slackers skipping class? Priceless. For two thousand years, humanity sat comfortably at the top of the food chain while the universe's scariest mythical races—demons, mermen, angels, and things that definitely shouldn't have teeth in their teeth—were locked away in timeout by a dead god. Ruvak and Kuvaris were supposed to be worried about finals, college applications, and avoiding their principal's wrath after trashing a teacher's desk. Instead, the sky ripped open, ancient monsters started raining from the heavens like a very hostile biblical weather event, and the entire world got violently shoved back into the cosmic food chain. Now, humanity is running for its life. Other awakened humans are out here styling on beasts and one-shotting bosses. Meanwhile, our two seventeen-year-old heroes? Stuck hiding in a biohazard-level abandoned school bus. Armed with a single rusted stick and zero survival skills. Officially rated F-Rank. (Yes, the bottom of the barrel). Luckily, a mysterious game-like system just dropped into their brains with tedious quests and a promise of leveling up. Can two sarcastic high-school slackers defy the odds, grind their way past the trash mobs, and stop from getting eaten on day one? Or is their "Godhood" journey going to end in the stomach of a multi-eyed nightmare? Stat windows, brutal survival, teenage sarcasm, and a long, painful climb from absolute zero. Read now and watch two idiots try to beat the apocalypse! _________________________________________________________________________________ What To Expect : - Awakening into op mc's - Mythical beasts - Evolution throughout the story - Comedy here and there - Peak system ____________________________________________________________________ Book is also available on webnovel.com. We post chapters consistently so stay tuned!!!
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