I think internship stress finally broke my college roommate (F21).

"My roommate Chris (F21) just woke up from a 14-hour coma after finals, grabbed a coffee, and started straight-up crying while dumping oceans of caramel syrup into it. She claims she was stuck living in a freezing, wall-less death-trap of a world until she turned 87..." Arranged marriages? A toxic, two-timing elitist piece of tool husband? A world where all the adults stain their teeth pitch black, people are tragically dying left and right, and yet everyone is just laughing at corny puns?! Honestly? It's so completely mindless, messy, and toxic that we completely forgot about her mental health-and our hellish internships starting tomorrow. This is hands down the juiciest, most unhinged drama we have ever heard. It's like a literal Gossip Girl nightmare, and we are absolutely living for it! This is a lighthearted, chaotic cultural-clash comedy written in a Reddit-style format. Read until the end to find out what's really going on with Chris! 😉 --------------------------------------------------💡 ABOUT THIS STORY:• [Feedback & Reviews] Reader feedback and typo/grammar corrections in the comments are highly encouraged and deeply appreciated!• [Author & AI Disclosure] This story was originally crafted by a Japanese author and carefully localized into authentic American English using AI tools to capture that genuine American college-life vibe. No plots or characters were AI-generated. We hope you enjoy this fun, satirical take on history.