THE EXECUTIONER OF THE MOONLIT NIGHT -I Was a Genius Programmer, Now I'm New York's Feared Vigilante-

Holly: Wait, Nare! What—what is this?! Nare: Hey, don't ask me. Holly: Why am I on the cover?! And wait, what, is this... a novel?! Hey, author! Ah, they ran away! Nare: Yep, they ran away. Holly: Nare, go catch them! Nare: Aye, aye, captain! Holly: What is with that "aye, aye, captain"?! ......Ah, looks like you caught them. Nare: Pant, pant, I rolled them up like a sushi roll. Holly: Th-thanks, but wait, you're blocking both their mouth and nose. ......Sigh, whatever. Untie them. Nare: On it............. Both: Ah, they ran away again!!! Holly: Sigh, whatever. He’s just a fast-legged geezer for a [CENSORED]. You don't have to chase him anymore, Nare. The next time I see that [CENSORED] author, I am going to [CENSORED] him, [CENSORED] him, and [CENSORED] him to pieces. Pant, pant. Nare: Haha, please calm down, Holly. Holly: Nare, look at this, this cover! There's a moon above, and a young girl with long blonde hair staring sharply... Wait... this is actually pretty cool. Hmph, well, whatever. A-anyway! Publishing my private life without my permission to turn it into a novel is [CENSORED] at its finest! Nare: If it’s cool, then isn’t it fine? Do you have any complaints, Holly? Holly: Tons! Sure, as visual data, it’s a flawless 10 out of 10, but look closely at this subtitle! "Once a genius programmer living a normal otaku life, but why is she now the most feared executioner in New York?" ……Wait, isn’t this way too cool?! This is literally an otaku’s ultimate utopia! I look insanely strong and mysterious! Nare: I see. It perfectly captures Holly’s inner soul. Holly: Exactly! Look at how the light hits the hair, the fluttering of the dress…… and my eyes are glowing blue! Glowing! This is the absolute zenith of Chuunibyou aesthetics! I want to print this, make a giant poster, and hang it on my bedroom wall! The justice of a magical girl and the cold-bloodedness of a dark suspense are blended in a perfect ratio!Nare: My, my, the switch is fully turned on. Holly: Of course it is! Also, look at the hierarchy of this font! The way the texture for "THE EXECUTIONER" looks worn and blood-splattered, contrasted with the neon blue gradient shift for "MOONLIT NIGHT"! This is incredibly advanced design logic! As a former programmer, I can declare that the layer structure of this file is completely flawless! Do you know how hard it is to maintain this level of visual fidelity against a dark background with a high-contrast red light source behind it?! If I had my desktop environment from my past life, I would be checking the metadata to see what GPU built this masterpiece! Nare: Wow, as expected of a former MIT student. You suddenly speak way too fast when it comes to your specialty. Well, the background night view of Manhattan is indeed strangely detailed down to every single window of the buildings.Holly: Right?! This is pure art! Thanks to the perfect depth of field calibration, the entire composition is given a movie-like weight! My raison d'être as a vigilante has been completely proven! With a cover like this, I don't even need to fight crime anymore. Just standing on a rooftop and letting the atmosphere flow is enough! Wait, hold on, why is the right side of the screen suddenly getting darkーー Nare: Ah, Holly, this is bad. You talked too much and the shutter of the input box is already more than half closed. Holly: No way, wait! I haven't even written a single character of the actual synopsis yet! Nare: Ah, it's clo— Holly: Ah, aaahh!!! Check out my otaku life—!!! Warning: No existing Royal Road tag can accurately describe Holly.