by Gale Sarrat
Mongolian leader Genghis Khan will one day regret uniting the Huns under his banner. The year is 1573, and there is no victory in sight for Genghis Khan in his campaign against the Turkmenistanians. In these trying times, two Huns, Joseon and Baraka, are Khan's most reliable soldiers - except Khan is hardly aware of their antics! Join them on their crazy adventures as they meet bizarre creatures such as Moon Mouse, Queen of Tunas or even Swear Bears. With Joseon's intellect and Baraka's strength, the two are ready for it all! Wait, are these fish driving a tank? And where did the 6-country cheese wheel go?! Asterix and Obelix meets my unrestrained nonsense in this absolute monstrosity of a story! What to expect: -Genghis Khan eating a cannonball -He also eats rocks -Birch forest elves? -Poopy jokes about poop -At least 1 assassination of a country leader -I may even add a cat somewhere
