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Obviously a Saint

Obviously a Saint

by Oberondad

AdventureComedyFantasyHigh FantasyLocal Protagonist
Rising Stars:Comedy #17Satire #3
On Rising Stars: Comedy #17

Fifty years have passed since Amadia’s last saint died, and the world has not ended. It has simply become worse at being managed. Cole Werner, Bishop of Lorne, has spent forty years reaching two conclusions. First: his holy power does not run out. Second: given the same information, nobody has yet managed to make a better decision than he has. Since Amadia would not leave the world without the instrument it needs, and since everyone has evidently been searching for the wrong kind of miracle, Cole arrives at the only reasonable conclusion: He is the new saint. The four archangels are less certain. Unfortunately for them, Cole has already assigned them work. Now a man with no interest in glory, no patience for ceremony, and absolute confidence that most problems can be solved by making the correct decision the first time is heading for the Holy Land with four divine beings in tow. His plans include auditing the Church, rebuilding the paladin system, correcting royal donations, and explaining to several centuries of sacred tradition exactly where it has gone wrong. The world expected its next saint to perform miracles. It got Cole Werner.

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Current Rank
#17
Peak Rank
#3
Followers
133
+14
Story Timeline

Started

1mo ago

10

4w ago

20

1w ago

Entered Satire RS

6d ago

#3 Satire

6d ago

Entered Comedy RS

4d ago

#17 Comedy

4d ago

OverviewViews and follower statisticsEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
29
+3
FVR
1.49%
Rating
4.68
Ratings
24
+4
Reviews
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RS Days
10
Total Chapters
36
Total Words
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Avg Length
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Analyzed
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Prologue — Three Days of Silence0----
2Chapter 1 — The Cheapest Carriage0----
3Chapter 2 — A Good Fence0----
4Chapter 3 — Irrelevant0----
5Chapter 4 — The Earthly Host0----
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Chapter 5 — Five Sheep
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7Chapter 6 — Lambs of the Lord0----
8Chapter 7.1 — It Works0----
9Chapter 7.2 — It Works0----
10Chapter 8 — No Order Needed0----
11Chapter 9 — A Sinful Soul—----
12Chapter 10 — Trust—----
13Chapter 11 — Love—----
14Chapter 12 — Translation—----
15Chapter 13 — Sacrifice—----
16Chapter 14.1 — The Gates—----
17Chapter 14.2 — The Gates—----
18Chapter 15 — Obviously a Dog—----
19Chapter 16 — Tyranny—----
20Chapter 17.1 — Seventeen Crowns—----
21Chapter 17.2 — Seventeen Crowns—----
22Chapter 18 — Anathema—----
23Chapter 19 — Little Secrets—----
24Chapter 20 — The Greatest Gift—----
25Chapter 21 — The Word “Everyone”—----
26Chapter 22 — A Wardrobe Problem—----
27Chapter 23 — Children of the Gawdess—----
28Chapter 24 — Holy War—----
29Chapter 25 — The Saint’s Guests—----
30Chapter 26 — Who Doesn’t Need Treatment—----
31Chapter 27 — You Could Surrender—----
32Chapter 28 — Tiel—----
33Chapter 29 — Heavenly Mum—----
34Chapter 30.1 — Hero—----
35Chapter 30.2 — Hero—----
36Chapter 31 — Exceptions—----