n the game of life, it's the quiet days that kill you.Join Alex and Gramps as they roar down the twisting halls of the multi-dimensional entity known as the Hotel in their modified double-wide baggage carts. Thrill as they race through abandoned timelines filled with giant head-sized spiders, bulbous bicep-posing sharkmen, purrfectly furred catlins, and fire-spewing death gnomes, all in order to return the Gnomenomicon to the library before it causes yet another timeline to expire.A LitRPG filled with nothing but crazy quests, action, and explosions.For fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl, He Who Fights Monsters, Azarinth Healer, and Dungeon Born.Alex was disappointed that nothing had tried to kill or eat him today. In addition, none of his grandfather’s experiments had blown up; there had been absolutely no sword fights, nothing strange had come out of the vents, the duct system, the drains, the forest, or any of the televisions. Nor had a single murderer or magical pervert bothered him on his daily rounds at the Hotel.But when his Gramps asks him to race on the second floor, a place of infinitely changing corridors filled with alternate versions of Earth and portals to other worlds, Alex will learn that quiet days are the most interesting.And also, the deadliest.
