by Razor Blade
The lawless Dalton gang breaks into St. Mary’s Church looking for hidden gold, only to be confronted by the town's new priest and newly appointed sheriff, Father Xavier Dynamite. Wearing a sleek Lee Van Cleef-style western outfit and armed with a 9-inch meteorite cross that grants him enhanced cosmic senses, Xavier deflects a bandit's bullet and single-handedly pummels the gang. Exhausted from the fight, Xavier is visited by the crimson demon Lucifer, who expresses concern for the stubborn priest. Seizing the opportunity, Xavier convinces a reluctant Lucifer to become his lead deputy sheriff in exchange for absolute control over the county jail cells. Before they can celebrate, a fleeing bandit tosses a Molotov cocktail at the church doors, but Lucifer uses his demonic powers to step into the inferno and instantly snuff out the flames.
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