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I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest

I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest

by Caffeinated Dreamer

ActionAttractive LeadComedyFantasyKingdom Building

The world evolved into a comic-book nightmare of gates, monsters, and rock-star S-Rankers. Me? I’m Ethan—a bottom-tier E-Ranker. Sure, I have a "busted" power that lets me steal and absorb monster souls. But while every dark anti-hero in fiction uses that kind of ability to edge-lord their way to global domination, I have far more realistic goals: keeping a roof over my adoptive sister's head, paying for her math tutoring, and using stolen monster passives to open stubborn pickle jars and never tire while running for the bus. I hunt harmless E-Rank Slimes, keep my head down, and stay out of trouble. But in a post-apocalypse Seoul where trouble always finds you, staying average might just be the hardest job of all.

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1CHAPTER 1: THE E-RANK LIFE0----
2Chapter 2: A Very Serious Guide to Looking Harmless0----
3Chapter 3: Low Rank, Lower Expectations0----
4Chapter 4: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (And Other Reasons I Hate Heroes)0----
5Chapter 5: Stick to the Plan (Or Just Get Stuck)0---
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6Chapter 6: A Taboo Solution to a Sticky Situation—----
7Chapter 7: The Smell of Honest Work (and Compost)—----
8Chapter 8: A Tragic Confluence of Convenience—----