
by Nick_Boyd14
Zack’s life plan was simple: work at the local game store, build top-tier trading card decks, and avoid real-world responsibilities at all costs. But when a spilled energy drink accidentally summons Lucifer, the Supreme Lord of the Underworld, into his living room, his peaceful slacker existence goes up in flames. Fortunately, Zack manages to bind the terrifying (and deeply arrogant) Archdemon to a cosmic contract by defeating her in a 14-0 game of digital car-soccer. To keep her from incinerating him, Zack uses his first wish to strip her of her demonic powers, trapping her in the frail, deeply uncoordinated body of a five-foot-two mall-goth. Lucy is furious. She is territorial. And she is completely utterly defenseless when the Heavenly Council and the Underworld Tribunal team up to assassinate them both for breaking cosmic law. To survive the impending holy war, Zack unlocks a LitRPG System of his own: The Grave-Tender's Ledger. It’s a powerful summoning class, but it comes with a catch. To cast spells and summon ethereal monsters, Zack has to permanently sacrifice his own physical belongings. Now, teaming up with his tank-main best friend, a hyper-competitive online healer, and his incredibly high-maintenance tsundere roommate, Zack has to fight off angelic hit squads and demonic bounty hunters. He just hopes he can save the world before he runs out of household appliances to sacrifice.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Energy Drink Summoning Circle | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: The Cosmic Contract (And The Ruined Rug) | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Rocket League Truce | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: The Demonic Parole Officer and the Aldi Dungeon | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Gravity, Proximity, and the Sovereign’s Appetite | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Bone Broth and The Sandwich Card Sacrifice | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: The Mac & Cheese Incident | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: The Laundromat Dungeon | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: The All-Nighter | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: The Midnight Frost-Bite | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: The Stalled Teleport & The Bento Box | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12:The Umbrella Trope and The Dive Bar | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13:The Chariot of Aisle Four | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Sovreigns Sick Day off the corner | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Liquidating Assets & The Zettai Ryouiki Protocol | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16:The Waifu Decal Exploit | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: The Holy Cross and the Unholy Roll/ Chapter 18: The Queue and the Accidental Dateer | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: The Denial Protocol and The Emo Flailing Tube Man | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: The Shut Out (72 Hours of Silence) | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: The Shōnen Crash Out | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Otaku's Resolve | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: Fatal Status & The Desperate Anchor | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: The Sovereign’s Aegis & The UI Update | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: The HellDiver Highway | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: The Valthor Checkpoint And The Demonic Crepe | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 28: The Protagonist Aura (And The Stairwell) | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 29: The SSB Brawl Trap | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 30: The Greek Life Split & The Blood-Bound Consort | — |
| 29 | Chapter 31: The Cosmic Mess, The Sacrifice & The Confession | — |
| 30 | Chapter 32: The Astral Lobby & The Lords of the Loot Pool | — |
| 31 | Chapter 33: The Overheal Shotgun & The Mushroom Campaign | — |
| 32 | Chapter 34: Turn-Based Tyranny & The Broken Grid | — |
| 33 | Chapter 35: Twist Of Fates | — |
| 34 | Chapter 36: The Campaign of Boondangles & Gods of Absurd-titty | — |
| 35 | Chapter 37: The Natural 21 & Kiss the Devil Already | — |