Ascending to Immortality by Farting

Most cultivators start out with a perfect dantian, a noble bloodline, or at least an all powerful weapon. Liu Bu was born with the ability to fart explosively whenever he goes all out. His squad members aren't much better, one sweats enough to drown a small village, and the other is perpetually, medically drunk. Together they are the War Peak's problem, their enemies' nightmare, and the sect's most reliable source of property damage. A cultivation parody about three disasters in human form trying to save the world.