by pessimistic_chicken
Most cultivators start out with a perfect dantian, a noble bloodline, or at least an all powerful weapon. Liu Bu was born with the ability to fart explosively whenever he goes all out. His squad members aren't much better, one sweats enough to drown a small village, and the other is perpetually, medically drunk. Together they are the War Peak's problem, their enemies' nightmare, and the sect's most reliable source of property damage. A cultivation parody about three disasters in human form trying to save the world.
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 19 Oct 2026, 01:28 UTC
Entry forecast updated 19 Oct 2026, 01:28 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 40% of similar stories
not enough data yet
beats 1% of similar stories
Mid-pack, room on both levers
Traffic and conversion both sit mid-field for a story this size. Growth here compounds from consistency: steady cadence feeds traffic, and a sharper hook lifts what each view is worth.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 10–19 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
