LEFTOVER [A Trash-Class Comedy LitRPG]

`[Feeding unregistered creatures is not recommended.]` Twenty years in other people's kitchens taught Dan three things: taste everything, prep everything, waste nothing. Nobody ever thanked him for any of it. Then he walked into the Kingdom of Darkness, treated the entrance exam like a badly run kitchen, and the trial, after a long think, stamped him with the only word that fit—[Leftover]. What the Kingdom doesn't know yet: poison is a seasoning question, curses are just aging, death is how you taste-test a recipe, and a class with nothing in it is the only class you can fill with anything.  What to expect: • The whale • Comedy with a straight-faced system • Weak-to-strong through exploits: wrong reasoning, right result, every time • Prep-based builds with small numbers, big combos, no stat-wall spam • A hero who feeds people by reflex and never learns to dodge • No harem. Romance later, warm and slow. • Safe for anyone The God of Madness had to start somewhere.