Pig Stick Paul

Eight and a half billion enter. Only one can leave. Paul just wanted to camp. His only goal in life was to camp in nice places with great views, and just watch the world grow around him. Unfortunately for Paul, with a series of poorly planned meals, interesting encounters with animals, and some wardrobe malfunctions, he learns his new world has other plans in mind. And he was so close to settling in... He is thrust into the politics of a jungle worth of animals, a tournament to the death against every other human from his Earth, and an ambitious resistance plot orchestrated by Eldritch horrors. He is forced to explore impossible moral choices, twisted coercive powers, and social politics he never had an interest in. Life on the Great Plane could be easy. If only the world would back off, and let him sit to watch it grow. Be careful what you eat. Let the games begin! ------------------------------------------- A survival-first LitRPG with a build towards heavier themes of grief, coercion and violence. Dark humour and mature themes should be expected. New chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.