by Voidloafer
What happens when a nerdy god obsessed with junk food is so powerful that nothing can stir even a flicker of worry or interest in him? He could wipe out a cosmic armada that interrupted his show, before his pizza goes cold. He could use the world as a toy that won't even amuse him. He could drag the human race into its first interplanetary war, or turn a devourer of galaxies into a house pet. All of this, and more. The one thing he can't do is notice the woman who has been letting herself into his apartment for ten years, or the gaze of something unknown that wants to take him apart. They are the only two things he should be watching. He is looking at neither.
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 08:38 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 08:38 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
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Hidden gem — exposure is the bottleneck
Readers who find this story follow it at a high rate; there just aren't enough of them. In our cohort data, near-daily posting lifted the odds of reaching 25 followers from ~0% to 17% — more chapters, shoutout swaps and ads buy the eyeballs this conversion deserves.
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