by Voidloafer
What happens when a nerdy god obsessed with junk food is so powerful that nothing can stir even a flicker of worry or interest in him? He could wipe out a cosmic armada that interrupted his show, before his pizza goes cold. He could use the world as a toy that won't even amuse him. He could drag the human race into its first interplanetary war, or turn a devourer of galaxies into a house pet. All of this, and more. The one thing he can't do is notice the woman who has been letting herself into his apartment for ten years, or the gaze of something unknown that wants to take him apart. They are the only two things he should be watching. He is looking at neither.
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Rank updated 13 Aug 2026, 04:15 UTC
Entry forecast updated 13 Aug 2026, 04:15 UTC
Overall Rising Stars shadow rank
deep field · ~#1744 of 7,531 · 1694 below #50
By genre
beats 96% of similar stories
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beats 72% of similar stories
Firing on all cylinders
Traffic and conversion are both strong for a story this size. Readers are finding it and sticking — if Rising Stars is the goal, this is the moment to push.
At this conversion, the Comedy Rising Stars bar (≈2 new followers/day) costs about 158 views/day — the story currently gets ~78.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 20–49 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
