Some Re:Assembly Required

[Reassembly required. Please remain calm. Your feelings have been noted and discarded.] The System has opinions about who you should be. Good thing other people disagree. When the Wave rewrites Earth into a System run spectacle, burned out designer Skyler gets assigned a rare class, a much smaller body, and a secondhand guardian plush with strong opinions about everything. Some Re:Assembly Required is a cozy-but-cutting LitRPG about the parts of a life that don't come with a respawn — the friendships you didn't ask for, the dignity you have to fight to keep, and the slow, stubborn work of becoming yourself on the hardest difficulty there is. Real -numbers-go-up- satisfaction, a soft heart under the stat screen, and a running side-eye at every trope that's ever earned one. Come for the builds and the banter. Stay for the people who decide you're worth keeping. Heads-up: a found family story with age regression at its heart — onesies, a pacifier, a rude stuffed sidekick, and a tired adult learning to be cared for. Earnest and warm, played for the heart. Pull up a chair. Release schedule - 2 chapters a day untill August 1st, one chapter a day after.