by KnockTok
What if a cartoon character was brought to life and got teleported into a dark fantasy realm without his memories? You get Froggy, a fairly terrifying man with glowing green eyes, inhuman biology, and a penchant for chaos and drama. Bored out of his mind when he wakes up in a hole in the ground, his only goal is to have as much entertainment as possible. And if that means ragebaiting every man, woman, child, Devil, talking severed head, or God he meets, then so be it. And if it helps him become a God along the way, he won't complain. If only this terrible but beautiful woman from his dreams would stop trying to kill him... - Chapters Tuesday- Saturday, five chapters a week -2-3.5k words on average besides a 7.5k first chapter - Dark Fantasy comedy -A very amoral and entertaining MC whose fixation is pissing people off -Power progression that will slowly make MC into some Trickster God, akin to Bugs Bunny -Female lead that has so many red flags, you can roll out the red carpet with them just for her. -An enemies to lovers romance -Mythological setting mixed with Victorian era steampunk/biopunk aesthetic. Cover art by my favorite artist in the world: nonemone07 https://x.com/MoneN78849
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: The Greatest Insurance Scam of All Time | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Big Bird | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: My Name is Froggy? | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Identity Fraud | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: That's A Lot of Blood | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Tell Me More About Home Depot | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Pantsless But Not Friendless | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Oh God I'm in a Time Loop | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Who am I? | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: I'd Rather Die, Than be Bored | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: My Story | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: The World's Greatest Game of Chicken | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Naked Hostage Negotiation | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: A Deal with the Devil | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: What Am I Going To Do, Shoot Myself? | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Frog or Devil | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Scratch Your Balls | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Being A Villain Is Fun | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Nothing But Head | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Get On The Magical Train to Hell Now | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Life As A Severed Head Sucks | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Fruit | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: You're Gaslighting Me | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Oh My God You're Not | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Blink | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Mooning You | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: I'm Not Him Officer | — |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Does Eating Shit Make You Die? | — |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Put Your Hand in My Mouth | — |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Hunger | — |
| 31 | Chapter 31: I'll Eat You Don't Tempt Me | — |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Fist Fighting a Drunkard While Hungry Sucks | — |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Please Stop Knocking Me Out | — |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Truth is a Myth | — |
| 35 | Chapter 35: I Want to Talk to You | — |
| 36 | Chapter 36: Stop Looking At Me | — |
| 37 | Chapter 37: History of the Universe | — |
| 38 | Chapter 38: THe Lonely Moon | — |
| 39 | Chapter 39: What If I Throw Myself Into a Window | — |
| 40 | Chapter 40: No Doors, Only Windows | — |
| 41 | Chapter 41: Friendless, Pantsless, But Not Penisless | — |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Hating is Two Steps Away from Loving | — |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Killing Your Family Is Probably Bad | — |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Penis Spears | — |
| 45 | Chapter 45: City of Chaos | — |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Whose First? | — |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Surprise Guest | — |
| 48 | Chapter 48: Okay Then Die | — |
| 49 | Chapter 49: Oh God, Not You Again | — |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Blood Storm | — |
| 51 | Chapter 51: Love is Blind | — |
| 52 | Chapter 52: Belief | — |
| 53 | Chapter 53: Sadism is Bad | — |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Going Back to Prison | — |
| 55 | Chapter 55: Head Explosion | — |
| 56 | Chapter 56: No Piss for the Wicked | — |
| 57 | Chapter 57: Grimm | — |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Conscience | — |
| 59 | Chapter 59: Fear & Destruction | — |
