Animated Ambitions: A Cartoon Style LitRPG

Doodled by a dame and passed over by the patriarchy, Sally Salamander was never meant to take center stage. Her charismatic creator—an uncredited cell-washer with ambitions no studio man would ever approve of—gave her form in the hope she could share her voice. But when a fire takes her life, Sally awakens in a cartoon realm where Ink ’n’ Paint Pioneers grind for “Star Power,” Rubber Hose Rookies hustle for a few precious frames of screen time, and slapstick serves the highest purpose. “Comedy is on my calling card, but satire’s my specialty!” Tentative Posting Schedule: Three Times A Week: Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday (Morning Cartoons): I'll do my best to stick to the schedule, but I'm not as young as I used to be, so please bear with me.