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Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent (Rewritten) [A Magical Academy LitRPG]

Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent (Rewritten) [A Magical Academy LitRPG]

by D.N. Newyn

AdventureComedyCozyCraftingFantasy
Shadow rank ~#440 in Comedy↓28

This book is set in the same world as The First Sovereign of Ash and Maximum Intimidation Knight. He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge boulder scientist, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history. After failing magical examinations for four consecutive years, Fabrisse has accepted that he simply wasn’t meant to become a great mage. He’d be perfectly happy spending the rest of his life cataloguing interesting rocks somewhere nobody expected him to set anything on fire. Unfortunately, an ancient relic known as the Eidralith has other ideas. After forty-seven years of silence, the artifact awakens during the Synod’s holiest ceremony, breaks free, and flies across the cathedral... ...straight into Fabrisse’s face. The impact leaves him bound to the long-forgotten PRAXIS NODE, an impossibly ancient calibration system that only he can see. It insists his collection of useless rocks is of immense historical importance and immediately recommends that he stop putting them in his mouth. Now the worst student at the greatest magical academy in the world has accidentally become the only person capable of understanding a relic older than civilization itself. Assuming he isn’t expelled first. WHAT TO EXPECT Magical Academy Emotion-based Magic System Spellcasting & Crafting Equations Slice-of-life Slow-burn progression and slow-burn romance Check out 20+ forward chapters on Patreon here. For all side stories and alternate POV chapters, check them out here.

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1Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog0----
2Chapter 2: Scientists borrowed reagents all the time0----
3Chapter 3: Every sentence you produce violates my ears0----
4Chapter 4: No stone, totally empty-handed today0----
5Chapter 5: Nonsensical babble? That’s Stone Thaumaturgy theory0---
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6Chapter 6: One could almost hear the rewriting of academic treatises in real time0----
7Chapter 7: Fabrisse opened his mouth to say something, possibly profound0----
8Chapter 8: Have you been licking the stones again?0----
9Chapter 9: Why does your robe have so many pockets?0----
10Chapter 10: The elemental awaits0----
11Chapter 11: Elemental things definitely happen on hill0----
12Chapter 12: You’re still doing this?0----
13Chapter 32: Perhaps female students simply possessed a higher tolerance for initiating conversations0----
14Chapter 13: THE RIVER IS ON FIRE AND THE STONES ARE GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU!0----
15Chapter 14: Hi, Fabriiii~0----
16Chapter 15: I found your freckles!0----
17Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy?0----
18Chapter 17: You cannot just pretend I don’t exist0----
19Chapter 18: What is wrong with you?0----
20Chapter 19: Alcohol-assisted confession0----
21Chapter 20: This was not how interrogations began0----
22Chapter 21: Fabrisse’s brain did a small loop-de-loop and promptly fell off its broom0----
23Chapter 22: Why do I need to understand anxiety?0----
24Chapter 23: They never miss a chance to audit someone else’s disaster0----
25Chapter 14.5: You will not regret our partnership0----
26Chapter 24: I am the one with the Eidralith0----
27Chapter 25: Stop flirting with the forbidden archives x0----
28Chapter 26: Weight of the Words Unsaid0----
29Chapter 27: Speak of the pebble, and the gravel creeps forth0----
30Chapter 28: That sounds concussed, actually0----
31Chapter 29: Ninety-seven percent of mixed-gender friendships contain unspoken romantic tension0----
32Chapter 30: The spell apparently respected biomechanics!0----
33Chapter 33: Do I look like a bird to you?0----
34Important Change to Chapter 10----
35Chapter 31: Don’t ‘Dubbs’ me, Liene0----
36Chapter 34: I am the ancient wizard Feathermustache the Wise0----
37Chapter 35: Oh no! An extrovert0----
38Chapter 36: One more word and I’ll confiscate your ferrum golem model0----
39Chapter 37: Common quartz could do that?0----
40Chapter 39: I didn’t expect him to be... short0----
41Chapter 38: I need to borrow Apprentice Kestovar0----
42Chapter 40: Ready to engulf ourselves in flames?0----
43Chapter 41: You’ve never been hotter than this0----
44Very Important Changes0----
45Chapter 42: I call them the fishbones0----
46Chapter 43: Truth is truth, regardless of scale0----
47Basic Thaumaturgy is getting a Motion Comic Dub :D0----
48Chapter 44: I’m not treating him like a baby0----
49Chapter 45: Who builds a staircase that starts after the staircase?0----
50Chapter 46: You have legs. You can walk by yourself.0----
51Chapter 47: Mineralogically, crystal isn’t stone0----
52Chapter 48: Your funeral0----
53Chapter 49: Why did you pick me?0----
54Chapter 50: ‘I’ve got it this time!’ He thought as he didn’t get it.0----
55Chapter 51: Since when can you do that?0----
56Chapter 52: You’re part of the problem0----
57Chapter 52.5: This has gone far enough—----
58Chapter 53: Don’t you love crafting? I love crafting.—----
59Chapter 54: Then what would it contribute? It’s cute!—----
60Chapter 55: Did you do your hair today?—----
61Chapter 56: Is all this just because of the hair?—----
62Chapter 57: I haven’t fallen yet—----
63Chapter 58: Trouble multiplied again—----
64Chapter 59: It’s not a technicality if it’s in the rules—----
65Chapter 60: Operation Skull Tap—----
66Chapter 61: That was a cool nerd move—----
67Chapter 62: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘chip chip’—----
68Chapter 63: Put it in writing—----
69Chapter 64: He’s Yelena’s new emotional tutor. The last one gave up—----
70Chapter 65: I said please—----
71Chapter 66: Aetherlocks were made to be picked—----
72Chapter 68: Unfortunately, his body was highly flammable—----