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by D.N. Newyn
This book is set in the same world as The First Sovereign of Ash and Maximum Intimidation Knight. He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge boulder scientist, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history. After failing magical examinations for four consecutive years, Fabrisse has accepted that he simply wasn’t meant to become a great mage. He’d be perfectly happy spending the rest of his life cataloguing interesting rocks somewhere nobody expected him to set anything on fire. Unfortunately, an ancient relic known as the Eidralith has other ideas. After forty-seven years of silence, the artifact awakens during the Synod’s holiest ceremony, breaks free, and flies across the cathedral... ...straight into Fabrisse’s face. The impact leaves him bound to the long-forgotten PRAXIS NODE, an impossibly ancient calibration system that only he can see. It insists his collection of useless rocks is of immense historical importance and immediately recommends that he stop putting them in his mouth. Now the worst student at the greatest magical academy in the world has accidentally become the only person capable of understanding a relic older than civilization itself. Assuming he isn’t expelled first. WHAT TO EXPECT Magical Academy Emotion-based Magic System Spellcasting & Crafting Equations Slice-of-life Slow-burn progression and slow-burn romance Check out 20+ forward chapters on Patreon here. For all side stories and alternate POV chapters, check them out here.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Scientists borrowed reagents all the time | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Every sentence you produce violates my ears | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: No stone, totally empty-handed today | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Nonsensical babble? That’s Stone Thaumaturgy theory | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: One could almost hear the rewriting of academic treatises in real time | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Fabrisse opened his mouth to say something, possibly profound | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Have you been licking the stones again? | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Why does your robe have so many pockets? | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: The elemental awaits | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Elemental things definitely happen on hill | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: You’re still doing this? | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 32: Perhaps female students simply possessed a higher tolerance for initiating conversations | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 13: THE RIVER IS ON FIRE AND THE STONES ARE GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU! | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 14: Hi, Fabriiii~ | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 15: I found your freckles! | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy? | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17: You cannot just pretend I don’t exist | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18: What is wrong with you? | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19: Alcohol-assisted confession | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20: This was not how interrogations began | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 21: Fabrisse’s brain did a small loop-de-loop and promptly fell off its broom | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 22: Why do I need to understand anxiety? | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 23: They never miss a chance to audit someone else’s disaster | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 14.5: You will not regret our partnership | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 24: I am the one with the Eidralith | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 25: Stop flirting with the forbidden archives x | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 26: Weight of the Words Unsaid | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 27: Speak of the pebble, and the gravel creeps forth | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 28: That sounds concussed, actually | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 29: Ninety-seven percent of mixed-gender friendships contain unspoken romantic tension | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 30: The spell apparently respected biomechanics! | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Do I look like a bird to you? | 0 |
| 34 | Important Change to Chapter 1 | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 31: Don’t ‘Dubbs’ me, Liene | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 34: I am the ancient wizard Feathermustache the Wise | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 35: Oh no! An extrovert | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 36: One more word and I’ll confiscate your ferrum golem model | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 37: Common quartz could do that? | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 39: I didn’t expect him to be... short | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 38: I need to borrow Apprentice Kestovar | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 40: Ready to engulf ourselves in flames? | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 41: You’ve never been hotter than this | 0 |
| 44 | Very Important Changes | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 42: I call them the fishbones | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 43: Truth is truth, regardless of scale | 0 |
| 47 | Basic Thaumaturgy is getting a Motion Comic Dub :D | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 44: I’m not treating him like a baby | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 45: Who builds a staircase that starts after the staircase? | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 46: You have legs. You can walk by yourself. | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 47: Mineralogically, crystal isn’t stone | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 48: Your funeral | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 49: Why did you pick me? | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 50: ‘I’ve got it this time!’ He thought as he didn’t get it. | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 51: Since when can you do that? | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 52: You’re part of the problem | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 52.5: This has gone far enough | — |
| 58 | Chapter 53: Don’t you love crafting? I love crafting. | — |
| 59 | Chapter 54: Then what would it contribute? It’s cute! | — |
| 60 | Chapter 55: Did you do your hair today? | — |
| 61 | Chapter 56: Is all this just because of the hair? | — |
| 62 | Chapter 57: I haven’t fallen yet | — |
| 63 | Chapter 58: Trouble multiplied again | — |
| 64 | Chapter 59: It’s not a technicality if it’s in the rules | — |
| 65 | Chapter 60: Operation Skull Tap | — |
| 66 | Chapter 61: That was a cool nerd move | — |
| 67 | Chapter 62: I don’t want to hear your excuses unless it’s ‘chip chip’ | — |
| 68 | Chapter 63: Put it in writing | — |
| 69 | Chapter 64: He’s Yelena’s new emotional tutor. The last one gave up | — |
| 70 | Chapter 65: I said please | — |
| 71 | Chapter 66: Aetherlocks were made to be picked | — |
| 72 | Chapter 68: Unfortunately, his body was highly flammable | — |