Rocked and Loaded: My Pet Rock is a World-Ending Threat [LitRPG/GL]

System-Breaking Chaos & Slaver-Smashing: A LitRPG world completely unprepared for the reality-bending weight of two college students and an impossibly dense rock. (Especially the local slave trade, they really weren't ready.) Unconventional "Overpowered" MCs: No legendary swords or ancient archmages here... just sarcastic TSU students, gamer logic, and a pet rock that absorbs mana like a black hole and hits like a meteor. Comedic Isekai Action (With a Bite): High-stakes magical world-saving balanced with college-level snark, humor, and a fundamentally broken summoning system. Come for the laughs, stay for the satisfying comeuppance against terrible people. Unconventional Romance (GL/Yuri): A painfully obvious childhood crush that gets completely derailed when a fiercely loyal pet rock enters the chat. Sorry, Chad (though he’s actually a great wingman and an all-around solid dude). Found Family & Stray Management: Expanding beyond the initial trio to include rescued strays, dealing with Extinction Clauses, and solving the Hydra problem, one blunt-force impact at a time. Minor LitRPG Elements: Hidden Stats, magical progression, and constantly testing the limits of a system that vehemently insists rocks cannot level up. Update Schedule: [2–3 chapters every weekend!] Living dangerously with absolutely no backlog! Editing as I With the weekend pace, each chapter moves quickly through narrative beats rather than trying to cover everything at once. Content warning: Every chapter contains...a rock!