
by tobiasward
Ok, so, imagine getting isekai’d… Only to discover you’re the fantasy equivalent of the last living nuclear weapon. You have a tattoo you don’t remember getting that randomly bursts into flames.Everyone wants to recruit you.Everyone wants to kill you.And your assigned spirit guide is a sarcastic crow who genuinely hates you. *Enter Steve* Steve was just a rando with anger issues until a bus turned him into pink mist.Now he’s the last Pyromancer alive in a strange world, hunted by an army of ice fanatics who already wiped out everyone else with his powers. Steve needs to gain allies and pass trials to enhance his powers. Oh, and if Steve dies, the world dies with him. No pressure. If you like darkly hilarious progression fantasy with earned power growth, kingdom building, cult building, big battles, and a healthy amount of sarcasm, you might enjoy Steve: The Last Pyromancer. This story includes:- Isekai- Slow burn Progression- Sarcastic Underdog MC- Kingdom Building- Large scale battles- Occasional tugs on the old heart strings- Dark Edgelord Comedy ;)- No Harem, No AI (besides cover)
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| 1 | Chapter 1 - The Wheels on the Bus | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - Slaptastic! | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - What is up with the bird? | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - Ice Blast! | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - No Window Shopping in Valen. Ever. | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6 - Open the window. | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7 - Stabbed by an 8-year-old. Nice. | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 - Trial Envy | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Bardel is Going to be an Important and Long Lasting Character | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - Still a C*** | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11 - Trying to get my Karma Right | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12 - Very, Very Sneaky, Sir. | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13 - Do NOT set the horses on fire! | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14 - Kids say the darndest things. | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15 - I'll take one Tramp Stamp, please. | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16 - I remember my first beer. | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17 - Are you ready for a montage??? | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18 - Fire Sword? Maybe? | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19 - Lyra is being sus. | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20 - Steve Wars, A New Hope. | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21 - No one touches the bird. No one. | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22 - The Legend of the Chicken Begins. | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23 - More like the last Romancer… Am I right? | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24 - A Court of Shit and Feathers | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25 - Let me sing you the song of my people! | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26 - SOLAR FLARE! | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27 - A flesh wound… | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28 - This is fine. | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29 - Iron Man and the Attack Chickens | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30 - WHAT DOES FRO MEAN | 0 |