Scared of the Dark

The future Dark Lord and Savior, known to us a Bob, is cursed in the most terrible way imaginable: he is the happiest man in the world. It was a parting gift from his mother, right before she abandoned him to become an international magical terrorist. He's tried everything; sad poetry, working for a living, even keeping up with politics, but nothing works. Now, the only person who can help Bob is his wayward grandfather. Conveniently, Jonathan Tremble is missing. Bob's brother and sister have a lead on a Seer who can help, but she wants to send them to a place where stories are alive and magic is more powerful than death, and her pig seems to think she and Bob are fated for each other. If Bob wants to make it back home alive, unmarried, and without having doomed the universe, he's going to have to step lightly. He's happy not to. Things are about to get Wyrd ...