Danger Noodle in a Cultivators World.Just yesterday Min Bao was a perfectly normal viper, terrorising the local rodent and bird population, napping, having panic attacks about anything that moves, and enjoying the sun.Then a powerful alchemist decided to use her valley as the perfect place to perform highly dangerous and volative experiments. And worse, he had the gall to fail and cause a localised apocalypse of soul energy.Now she gained intelligence, her valley turned into an irradiated mess, and she is stuck with a soul fragment of the person who caused it all.If she survives her former home she will have to learn to cultivate to grow stronger, for as a beast that awakened far too soon she is a curiosity, and without power those rarely remain free.She will also have to figure out who she is and what she actually wants from her life.---5 weekly chapters (M-F)---What to expect- Xianxia- Smart MC who plans and uses traps, when she can. The world is a dangerous place for a noodle, no matter how lethal she might be- Snake MC!- Unique benefits of having your awakening be caused by a cataclysmic experiment which will slowly be revealed- A deep and mysterious world full of occult secrets- A slow romance later on- Regular snake fun facts in the authors notes.What not to expect- Harem- Slice of Life focus
