by Touffe
A utilitarian hamster debates a council to permit him to use his nuclear weapons, in an attempt to save Hamsterkind from inevitable collapse. The purpose of the nuclear weapons? To eliminate their oppressors: Humanity.
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 4 Oct 2026, 09:48 UTC
Entry forecast updated 4 Oct 2026, 09:48 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 45% of similar stories
not enough data yet
needs about a week of observations
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 5–9 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
