Reincarnated As A Horny Single-Celled Organism [Adventure | LitRPG | Comedy]

Evolution LitRPG | Innuendo | Found Family | Comedy Andrew Snodgrass was on his way to have the most wonderful night of his life when the universe decides it has other plans for him. He wakes up a single-celled organism with three abilities: [Absorb Nutrients], [Divide], and [Exist]. Yay. Now Andy must not only survive but thrive on his journey of self-discovery and hopefully evolve iinto something with a little more to offer than a nucleus. For his first ability option he has the option of speed, shield or sword. Andy chooses the pointy option and becomes the horniest cell the universe has ever seen. Will it carry him through his evolutionary path or will Andy decide the horny option isn't for him? Patreon is three weeks ahead If you're reading this somewhere other than RoyalRoad this work has been stolen. It is an original work by user Duncan Spice and is not (currently) posted anywhere for sale.