What to Expect:
A horn
Monster evolution
Questionable life choices
Adventure
Found family
More double entendres than strictly necessary
Absolutely nothing spicy (This is not a harem, stop asking)
Evolution LitRPG | Monster Evolution | Found Family | Comedy
Andrew Snodgrass (Yes, unfortunately that is his given name) was on his way to have the most wonderful night of his life (hopefully) when the universe decides it has other plans for him. He wakes up a single-celled organism with three abilities: [Absorb Nutrients], [Divide], and [Exist].
Yay.
Now Andy must not only survive but thrive on his journey of self-discovery and hopefully evolving into something with a little more to offer than a nucleus. For his first ability option he has the option of speed, shield or sword. Andy chooses the pointy option and becomes the horniest cell the universe has ever seen. Will it carry him through his evolutionary path or will Andy decide the horny option isn't for him?
