by J Regan
It's all in the title man. -The first volume is the original unhinged marathon of spite-filled jokes that progressively goes off the rails as my medication ran out. You can look forward to erratic wordplay, Santa Claus, bad math, and eccentric humor that occasionally verges on the territory of wit. It's fun for the whole family and also there's a goblin :) -The second volume is a reboot with a more focused plot, an actual structure, and something resembling real characters in the way a wet brick resembles a smartphone. You can read it without reading volume 1 but be warned: it has adult jokes and swear words so you might go to hell if you do (????) -Want to read the rest right now? Want to learn how to be funny? Need to throw throw rocks at me, or support my work long-term? Join the patreon! -Assistant Art Director: KatLovesShrimp
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: A Recipe for Mac and Cheese | 1,192 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: 8 ounces of elbow macaroni (for a one-person portion) | 969 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: 1/4th cup of butter | 1,020 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: 2 cups of milk | 1,088 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: 2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese (but make sure it's strong or it'll taste like mush) | 1,001 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: 1/4th cup of flour | 1,127 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: 1/2 teaspoon of salt | 944 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Pepper, Paprika, Parmesan, and other seasonings to taste | 972 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Boil water | 1,017 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Add salt, then boil the noodles for 7 to 8 minutes | 1,068 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Melt the butter in a saucepan | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Whisk the flour, salt, and other seasoning until smooth | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Slowly introduce milk while stirring, bring to a low bubble | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Add cheese and stir until melted | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Drain water, add cheese sauce, and stir | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Stir in bacon bits, toast crumbs, and other extras | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Serve fresh and enjoy! | 0 |
| 18 | Final chapter :( | 0 |
| 19 | Haha I'm an unrelaible narrator remember | 0 |
| 20 | The Crossroads | 0 |
| 21 | [That Time I Learned that Asprin Poisoning is Actually Very Treatable] | 0 |
| 22 | [That Time I Wasn't Reincarnated in a New World and Instead Got Crippling Medical Debt] | 0 |
| 23 | [That Time I was Killed by Throwing a Copy of the 2009 DVD of Pixar’s ‘Up’ Across a Room] | 0 |
| 24 | [That Time I Met the Goddess and She Forced Me to Watch 42 Hours of Subbed Anime on her Phone] | 0 |
| 25 | [That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Newborn and Accidentally Deadnamed My Old Nemesis] | 0 |
| 26 | [That Time I Accidentally Got Rabies On Fifty-Six Separate Occasions During a Time Skip] | 0 |
| 27 | [That Time I Did a 5 Minute Soliloquy in the Woods then Immediately Beat Up the First Guy I Saw] | 0 |
| 28 | [That Time I Reincarnated into a LitRPG World and Nearly Died to a Bug in the System!] | 0 |
| 29 | [That Time I Learned I Make Horse Sounds in my Sleep for Some Reason] | 0 |
| 30 | [That Time I Learned My Mentor's First Pet Was Named 'Cornelius' With No Additional Context] | 0 |
| 31 | [That Time I Broke a Systems-Based LitRPG World by Pirating its Software While Bleeding to Death] | 0 |
| 32 | [That Time I Used the Weakest Skill in the Single Extremely Niche Situation it Was Applicable] | 0 |
| 33 | [That Time I Was Enslaved by the Demon Lord and he Made Me Administer CBT] | 0 |
| 34 | [That Time I Soundly Rejected Any Comparison Between This Story and Redo of Healer] | 0 |
| 35 | [That Time I Used Beginner HTML Code to Kill a Dragon] | 0 |
| 36 | [That Time I Learned My Mentor Was Unimpressed With My Rudimentary Knowledge of Feminist Critique] | 0 |
| 37 | [That Time a Cantaloupe Proved to be the Most Daunting Challenge of my Isekai'd Life] | — |
| 38 | [That Time I Tried to Use the Civil Rights Act of 1964 to Prove I'm Not a Virgin] | — |
| 39 | [That Time I Couldn't Think of a Joke for the Chapter Title of my LitRPG Fantasy Story] | — |
| 40 | [That Time I Used My Overpowered Stat Screen Skill to Punch 51 Teenagers to Death] | — |
| 41 | [That Time I Had to Really Shoehorn In a Gurren Lagann Reference] | — |
| 42 | [That Time I Didn't Go to School to Make Friends and as a Direct Result, Made No Friends at School] | — |
| 43 | [That Time I Learned that Cat-Based Communication is Fairly Ineffective] | — |
| 44 | [That Time I Single-Handedly Destroyed 50 Years of Civil Rights Progress in an Effort to Get Laid] | — |
| 45 | [That Time I Realized The Story's PG-13 Rating is Only Directly Enforced by My Narrator] | — |
| 46 | [That Time I had to Endure a Monologue About Market Psychology Because I'm Bad at Picking Up Women] | — |
| 47 | [That Time a Psychic Demigod Gave me a Seizure for Being a Nerd] | — |
| 48 | [That Time I Told a Pun and the Universe Didn't Reset So I Had to Deal with the Fallout] | — |
| 49 | [That Time The Catgirl Healer in my Party Was Not a Cow] | — |
| 50 | [That Time I Used My LitRPG Story as an Excuse to Overshare Therapy Techniques] | — |
| 51 | [That Time I Finally Became the True Protagonist of a LitRPG] | — |
| 52 | [That Time I Died Due to a Common Typo] | — |
| 53 | [That Time I Stopped Writing The Worst LitRPG Story on Royal Road] | — |
| 54 | Preview of the next project | — |
