by J Regan
It's all in the title man. -The first volume is the original unhinged marathon of spite-filled jokes that progressively goes off the rails as my medication ran out. You can look forward to erratic wordplay, Santa Claus, bad math, and eccentric humor that occasionally verges on the territory of wit. It's fun for the whole family and also there's a goblin :) -The second volume is a reboot with a more focused plot, an actual structure, and something resembling real characters in the way a wet brick resembles a smartphone. You can read it without reading volume 1 but be warned: it has adult jokes and swear words so you might go to hell if you do (????) -Neither Dante or Knuckles will be making an appearance at this time. -Assistant Art Director: KatLovesShrimp
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: A Recipe for Mac and Cheese | 1,192 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: 8 ounces of elbow macaroni (for a one-person portion) | 969 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: 1/4th cup of butter | 1,020 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: 2 cups of milk | 1,088 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: 2 cups of shredded cheddar cheese (but make sure it's strong or it'll taste like mush) | 1,001 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: 1/4th cup of flour | 1,127 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: 1/2 teaspoon of salt | 944 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Pepper, Paprika, Parmesan, and other seasonings to taste | 972 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Boil water | 1,017 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Add salt, then boil the noodles for 7 to 8 minutes | 1,068 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Melt the butter in a saucepan | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Whisk the flour, salt, and other seasoning until smooth | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Slowly introduce milk while stirring, bring to a low bubble | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Add cheese and stir until melted | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Drain water, add cheese sauce, and stir | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Stir in bacon bits, toast crumbs, and other extras | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Serve fresh and enjoy! | 0 |
| 18 | Final chapter :( | 0 |
| 19 | Haha I'm an unrelaible narrator remember | 0 |
| 20 | The Crossroads | 0 |
| 21 | [That Time I Learned that Asprin Poisoning is Actually Very Treatable] | 0 |
| 22 | [That Time I Wasn't Reincarnated in a New World and Instead Got Crippling Medical Debt] | 0 |
| 23 | [That Time I was Killed by Throwing a Copy of the 2009 DVD of Pixar’s ‘Up’ Across a Room] | 0 |
| 24 | [That Time I Met the Goddess and She Forced Me to Watch 42 Hours of Subbed Anime on her Phone] | 0 |
| 25 | [That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Newborn and Accidentally Deadnamed My Old Nemesis] | 0 |
| 26 | [That Time I Accidentally Got Rabies On Fifty-Six Separate Occasions During a Time Skip] | 0 |
| 27 | [That Time I Did a 5 Minute Soliloquy in the Woods then Immediately Beat Up the First Guy I Saw] | 0 |
| 28 | [Oh No! That Time I Reincarnated into a LitRPG World and Nearly Died to a Bug in the System!] | 0 |
