SSS Lying Flat System

"World’s greatest cultivation talent. World’s laziest cultivator." Eddie Li wanted three things from life: good snacks, a soft couch, and to be left completely alone. Unfortunately, he just tested as SSS-rank—the rarest cultivation talent in generations—and fate has decided he’s going to be Important whether he likes it or not. Now, even though he just wants to nap,  the universe keeps handing him wealth, power, and responsibility he never asked for. He’ll delegate, deflect, and passive-income his way out of every single one of them-never mind dignity or reputation. A cultivation comedy about opting out of the grind. Found family, accidental empire-building, and one extremely demanding cat. Crazy Rich Asians meets Terry Pratchett meets xianxia. Release schedule: Minimum of 2 times a week after the first 10 chapters (Monday and Friday, possibly Wednesday too)