SSS Lying Flat System: A xianxia comedy [Book 1 complete]

World's greatest cultivation talent. World's laziest cultivator. Crazy Rich Asians meets Terry Pratchett meets xianxia. Eddie Li wanted three things from life: good snacks, a soft couch, and to be left completely alone. Unfortunately, he just tested as SSS-rank—the rarest cultivation talent in generations—and fate has decided he's going to be important whether he likes it or not. Now, even though he just wants to nap, the universe keeps handing him wealth, bizarre situations, and people who refuse to leave him alone. Every attempt to avoid getting involved somehow leaves him even more entangled. A cultivation comedy about opting out of the grind, found family, reluctant responsibility, and one extremely demanding cat. Release schedule: Minimum of 2 times a week after the first 10 chapters (Monday and Friday, possibly Wednesday too) Please note: no harem, minimal violence, low stakes, not a romance (no CP).