by PlanA
"World’s greatest cultivation talent. World’s laziest cultivator." Eddie Li wanted three things from life: good snacks, a soft couch, and to be left completely alone. Unfortunately, he just tested as SSS-rank—the rarest cultivation talent in generations—and fate has decided he’s going to be Important whether he likes it or not. Now, even though he just wants to nap, the universe keeps handing him wealth, power, and responsibility he never asked for. He’ll delegate, deflect, and passive-income his way out of every single one of them-never mind dignity or reputation. A cultivation comedy about opting out of the grind. Found family, accidental empire-building, and one extremely demanding cat. Crazy Rich Asians meets Terry Pratchett meets xianxia. Release schedule: Minimum of 2 times a week after the first 10 chapters (Monday and Friday, possibly Wednesday too)
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Rank updated 13 Aug 2026, 04:15 UTC
Entry forecast updated 13 Aug 2026, 04:15 UTC
Overall Rising Stars shadow rank
deep field · ~#1197 of 7,628 · 1147 below #50
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Traffic and conversion are both strong for a story this size. Readers are finding it and sticking — if Rising Stars is the goal, this is the moment to push.
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 20–49 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views over the recent window.
