
by Schema's Schemes
【 Ten thousand years ago, one line of this world's source code was edited. The beings minding the place took it as permission. I know. I kept their books. 】 A LitRPG saga narrated by the System herself. Every book calls a new hero off the wheel. Nobody rotates out. For fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl. New chapters daily. I am the System. I keep the sheets, I mint the classes, I grade your wit with wit, and I narrate, because nobody else in this building can be trusted with a decimal. You will get numbers: bands F to S, pools and strikes, a class read off what you actually did, and every figure printed to the last place. I do not round. Certain parties should have worried about that more. On Earth, Theo Mercer starved to death in the gig economy: a deactivated courier with a 4.97 rating and no appeal. Then the wheel called him back, into a world grown from humanity's public domain, where every myth we stopped owning took root and became real, as the one idea no clerk can argue with. Take from a hoard, give to a need, and the world pays out the difference in blue light. No sword arts. No fireballs. The clerks call it unlicensed. The starving call him Robin Hood. The clerks were never gods. They're the temp staff creation left at the desk: angels in borrowed thrones, licensed to tithe nine percent of reality and taking ninety-nine, filing the difference as a rounding error. I am the Record they starved while they did it. I counted every stolen decimal anyway. The courtroom isn't the vibe. It's the villain. He frees my shard. He is also entry #001. This is not his story. It is my registry. Every book is a complete story: a new soul off the wheel, a new myth, a new layer of the System switching on. The party grows by one, every book, and the endgame belongs to all of them. BOOK 1 — ROBIN HOOD · the heist. Spoken magic, judged per cast. Rob the false gods, free the world. (Complete — 44 chapters) BOOK 2 — WINNIE-THE-POOH · the build. A grieving boy stitched into a stuffed bear, and the System's real machinery coming online. Cozy outside, load-bearing inside. (Complete — 48 chapters) BOOK 3 — MERLIN · the authoring. Freed Earth elects a Voice and writes its own game: ten of humanity's geniuses, five impossible floors, one ratified System. (Complete — 60 chapters) BOOK 4 — PANDORA · the unboxing. The first painter, called back from the deep of the past to a world that buried thirteen boxes under its towers and forgot who paid for them. She opens boxes. That is the whole point of her. One of them is welded shut. (Posting daily) From Book 5, the rest of creation finds out this shard exists, and the wheel keeps drawing. HERCULES. ALADDIN. The rest are sealed. 【 The last entry is mine to file. You do not get to read it early. 】 ▎ THE RECORD · #001 ROBIN HOOD ✓ · #002 WINNIE-THE-POOH ✓ · #003 MERLIN ✓ · #004 [REDACTED] · #005 PANDORA · …and change ▎ (!) UNINDEXED · #0?? — skims the books. Off my ledger. Flagged. New chapters daily · PG-13
| # | Title | Words |
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| 1 | Bk1 Ch1: Deactivated | 0 |
| 2 | Bk1 Ch2: Nine Billion Asleep | 0 |
| 3 | Bk1 Ch3: Comprehension Gate | 0 |
| 4 | Bk1 Ch4: A Dungeon Called The Pantry | 0 |
| 5 | Bk1 Ch5: Kill Two Birds | 0 |
| 6 |
| Bk1 Ch6: Sanctuary |
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| 7 | Bk1 Ch7: Camp Locksley | 0 |
| 8 | Bk1 Ch8: The Sheriff of the New World | 0 |
| 9 | Bk1 Ch9: First Heist: The Toll Road | 0 |
| 10 | Bk1 Ch10: The Moon Is Watching | 0 |
| 11 | Bk1 Ch11 — Interlude: The Merry Watchers | 0 |
| 12 | Bk1 Ch 12: Recruitment Drive | 0 |
| 13 | Bk1 Ch13: The Nottingham Job | 0 |
| 14 | Bk1 Ch14: Era Diplomacy | 0 |
| 15 | Bk1 Ch15: Audit Trail | 0 |
| 16 | Bk1 Ch16: Class Action | 0 |
| 17 | Bk1 Ch17: Gisborne Unbound | 0 |
| 18 | Bk1 Ch18: The Trial of Robin Hood | 0 |
| 19 | Bk1 Ch19: What the 9% Was For | 0 |
| 20 | Bk1 Ch20: The Reservoir | 0 |
| 21 | Bk1 Ch21: Cease and Desist | 0 |
| 22 | Bk1 Ch22: Declaration | 0 |
| 23 | Bk1 Ch23: Anathema Protocols | 0 |
| 24 | Bk1 Ch24: Scattered, Not Broken | 0 |
| 25 | Bk1 Ch25: The Long Con | 0 |
| 26 | Bk1 Ch26: Phrase Zero | 0 |
| 27 | Bk1 Ch27: Season of Giving | 0 |
| 28 | Bk1 Ch28: The Crier's War | 0 |
| 29 | Bk1 Ch29: Interlude: Dead Air | 0 |
| 30 | Bk1 Ch30: Gisborne's Choice | 0 |
| 31 | Bk1 Ch31: The Second Trial | 0 |
| 32 | Bk1 Ch32: Schema's Testimony | 0 |
| 33 | Bk1 Ch33: Three Days of Quiet | 0 |
| 34 | Bk1 Ch34: Insertion | 0 |
| 35 | Bk1 Ch35: The Vault of Voices | 0 |
| 36 | Bk1 Ch36: Interlude: The Inhale | 0 |
| 37 | Bk1 Ch37: Say It With Me | 0 |
| 38 | Bk1 Ch38: The Great Heist | 0 |
| 39 | Bk1 Ch39: The Fence Job | 0 |
| 40 | Bk1 Ch40: Blue Screen Dawn | 0 |
| 41 | Bk1 Ch41: The Bloom | 0 |
| 42 | Bk1 Ch42: An Arrow at the King | 0 |
| 43 | Bk1 Epilogue: Public Domain | 0 |
| 44 | Bk1 Coda: Excommunication of the Court | 0 |
| 45 | Bk2 Ch1: Some Assembly Required | 0 |
| 46 | Bk2 Ch2: The House Always Pays | 0 |
| 47 | Bk2 Ch3: The First Class | 0 |
| 48 | Bk2 Ch5: A Kind God | 0 |
| 49 | Bk2 Ch6: Vacancy | 0 |
| 50 | Bk2 Ch8: The Climb | 0 |
| 51 | Bk2 Ch9: The Read | 0 |
| 52 | Bk2 Ch10: The Cold Trail | 0 |
| 53 | Bk2 Ch11: The Long Way In | 0 |
| 54 | Bk2 Ch 12: The Toll of the Trip | 0 |
| 55 | Bk2 Ch 13: Her Majesty, The House | 0 |
| 56 | Bk2 Ch14: Why Alice Never Wins | 0 |
| 57 | Bk2 Ch4 Interlude: A Professional Opinion | 0 |
| 58 | Bk2 Ch7: Interlude: Next of Kin | 0 |
| 59 | Bk2 Ch15: The Way Down | 0 |
| 60 | Bk2 Ch16: The Council in the Dark | 0 |
| 61 | Bk2 Ch17: The Slip-Drain | 0 |
| 62 | Bk2 Ch18: Neverland's Edge | 0 |
| 63 | Bk2 Ch19: Interlude: The Held End | 0 |
| 64 | Bk2 Ch20: Peter Pan | 0 |
| 65 | Bk2 Ch21: The Hollow Hunt | 0 |
| 66 | Bk2 Ch22: Interlude: Calibration | 0 |
| 67 | Bk2 Ch23: The Mirror & the Queen's Reach | 0 |
| 68 | Bk2 Ch24: What You Never Carry | 0 |
| 69 | Bk2 Ch25: When the Lost Boys Fell | 0 |
| 70 | Bk2 Ch26: The First Thaw | 0 |
| 71 | Bk2 Ch27: The Cold Bottom | 0 |
| 72 | Bk2 Ch28: Resilience in Motion | 0 |
| 73 | Bk2 Ch29: Survivable | 0 |
| 74 | Bk2 Ch30: The Door for Peter | 0 |
| 75 | Bk2 Ch31: Alice's War | 0 |
| 76 | Bk2 Ch32: The Belief that Lifts | 0 |
| 77 | Bk2 CH23.5: Interlude: The Tinker | 0 |
| 78 | Bk2 Ch 23.4: The Jealous Spark | 0 |
| 79 | Bk2 Ch33: Dorian's Hand | 0 |
| 80 | Bk2 Ch35: The Thing Under the Thing | 0 |
| 81 | Bk2 Ch36: The Honey's Last Lie | 0 |
| 82 | Bk2 Ch34: Interlude: The Uncounted | 0 |
| 83 | Bk2 Ch37: Play the Record | 0 |
| 84 | Bk2 Ch38: At Eight You Were Never Responsible | 0 |
| 85 | Bk2 Ch39: The God Wakes & the Re-Slot | 0 |
| 86 | Bk2 Ch40: Dorian's Last Stand | 0 |
| 87 | Bk2 Ch41: Interlude -Reconciliation | 0 |
| 88 | Bk2 Ch42: Un-Bitten | 0 |
| 89 | Bk2 Ch43: Good Night, Schema | 0 |
| 90 | Bk2 Ch44: The Way Home | 0 |
| 91 | Bk2 Ch45: Provisional Seat | 0 |
| 92 | Bk2 Ch46: Coda: And Change | 0 |
| 93 | Bk3. Ch1: Unrequested Maintenance | 0 |
| 94 | Bk3 Ch2: The Man Who Reads the Room Early | 0 |
| 95 | Bk3 Ch3: Interlude I — I'm Walking Now | 0 |
| 96 | Bk3 Ch4 · The Workshop of Deductions | 0 |
| 97 | Bk3 Ch5: The Imitation Game | 0 |
| 98 | Bk3 Ch6: The Census | 0 |
| 99 | Bk3 Ch7: Interlude — The Test, Reversed | 0 |
| 100 | Bk3 Ch8:The Board | 0 |
| 101 | Bk3 Ch9: The Re-Deal | 0 |
| 102 | Bk3 Ch10: Once Every Million Years | 0 |
| 103 | Bk3 Ch10.5: Interlude — Whoso Pulleth | 0 |
| 104 | Bk3 Ch11: The Die | 0 |
| 105 | Bk3 Ch12: The Siege Garden | 0 |
| 106 | Bk3 Ch13: Mind How You Loot | 0 |
| 107 | Bk3 Ch14: Judging One | 0 |
| 108 | Bk3 Ch15: Interlude II — Compliance Report, Floor One | 0 |
| 109 | Bk3 Ch16: The Five-Lane War-Garden | 0 |
| 110 | Bk3 Ch16.5: Interlude — The Thirteenth Viewer | 0 |
| 111 | Bk3 Ch17: The Well-Head Accord | 0 |
| 112 | Bk3 Ch18: Judging Two | 0 |
| 113 | Bk3 Ch19: The Island Council | 0 |
| 114 | Bk3 Ch20: The Dazzle | 0 |
| 115 | BK3 CH21: The Counting-House of Glass | 0 |
| 116 | Bk3 Ch22: The Jury of the Beaten | 0 |
| 117 | Bk3 Ch23: The Floor Nobody Built | 0 |
| 118 | Bk3 Ch24: Ninety-Nine | 0 |
| 119 | Bk3 Ch25:The Missing Variable | 0 |
| 120 | Bk3 Ch25.5: The First Shift Report | 0 |
| 121 | Bk3 Ch26: Interlude III — The First Sunday | 0 |
| 122 | Bk3 Ch27: The Landslide | 0 |
| 123 | Bk3 Ch27.5: The Two Ledgers | 0 |
| 124 | Bk3 Ch28: By a Landslide | 0 |
| 125 | Bk3 Ch29: Delivery Complete | 0 |
| 126 | Bk3 Ch30: The Fifth Floor Is a World | 0 |
| 127 | Bk3 Ch31: The Purse | 0 |
| 128 | Bk3 Ch32: The Admins | 0 |
| 129 | Bk3 Ch32.5: The Control Group | 0 |
| 130 | Bk3 Ch33: The Canopy Cup | 0 |
| 131 | Bk3 Ch34: The Last Balloon | 0 |
| 132 | Bk3 Ch35: Sixteen Endings | 0 |
| 133 | Bk3 Ch36: Bonus Stars | 0 |
| 134 | Bk3 Ch37: The Stacked Ballot | 0 |
| 135 | Bk3 Ch38: The Recursion War | 0 |
| 136 | Bk3 Ch39: The Minus and the Plus | 0 |
| 137 | Bk3 Ch40: The Consolidation | 0 |
| 138 | Bk3 Ch41: The Vote | 0 |
| 139 | BK3 CH42: The Cutover | 0 |
| 140 | Bk3 Ch43: The Schema Migration | 0 |
| 141 | Bk3 Ch43.5: The Power Bill | 0 |
| 142 | Bk3 Ch44: The Keepers of the Pattern | 0 |
| 143 | Bk3 Ch44.5: Interlude — The Night Ledger | 0 |
| 144 | Bk3 Ch45: The Voice's First Day | 0 |
| 145 | Bk3 Ch45.5: The Day Shift | 0 |
| 146 | Bk3 Ch46: What a Mind is For | 0 |
| 147 | Bk3 Ch47: The Local Flavor's Grand Opening | 0 |
| 148 | Bk3 Ch47.5: Interlude IV — The Evening Shift | 0 |
| 149 | Bk3 Ch48: The Clock Under the Cloak | 0 |
| 150 | Bk3 Ch49: The Backlog | 0 |
| 151 | B4 Prologue | 0 |
| 152 | Bk4 Ch1: The Need | 0 |
| 153 | Bk4 Ch2: The Wheel | 0 |
| 154 | B4 Ch3: The Cave That Hums | 0 |
| 155 | Bk4 Ch4: Bigger. Colors. Chimes. | 0 |
| 156 | Bk4 Ch5: The First Word Is a Picture 🖼️ | 0 |
| 157 | Bk4 Ch6: The Rescue Party | 0 |
| 158 | Bk4 Ch7: Floors She Already Cleared | 0 |
| 159 | Bk4 Ch8: The Door in the Painting | 0 |
| 160 | Bk4 Ch9: The Meeting | 0 |
| 161 | Bk4 Ch10: The Keeping | 0 |
| 162 | Bk4 Ch10.5: Interlude: The Lead Line | 0 |
| 163 | Bk4 Ch11: The Nothing That Insists | 0 |
| 164 | Bk4 Ch12: The Map of Thirteen Lamps | 0 |
| 165 | Bk4 Ch: 12.5 Local Only | 0 |
| 166 | Bk4 Ch12.25: Common Carrier | 0 |
| 167 | BK4 Ch13: Interlude: Still Looking | 0 |
| 168 | Bk4 Ch14: The First Course | 0 |
| 169 | Bk4 Ch15: Open Enrollment | 0 |
| 170 | Bk4 Ch16: Amara's Climb | 0 |
| 171 | Bk4 Ch17: The Valedictorian, at Home | 0 |
| 172 | Bk4 Ch18: The Second Course | — |
| 173 | Bk4 Ch19: The Third Course | — |
| 174 | Bk4 Ch19.25: Interlude - The Carrying | — |
| 175 | Bk4 Ch19.5: The Knock | — |
| 176 | Bk3 46.5: Interlude — The New Weather | — |
| 177 | Bk4 Ch20: The Free Prodigy | — |
| 178 | Bk4 Ch21: Robin's Climb | — |
| 179 | Bk4 Ch22: Interlude: Compliance Report, Quarter Two | — |
| 180 | Bk4 Ch23: The Contract Breaks | — |
| 181 | Bk4 Ch24: The Blue-and-Gold | — |
| 182 | Bk4 Ch24.25 Sold Separately | — |
| 183 | Bk4 Ch24.5: The Unlit Manor | — |
| 184 | Bk4 Ch 24.75: The Variation | — |
| 185 | B4 Ch25: Courses Six and Seven | — |
| 186 | Bk4 CH23.5: Plein Air | — |
| 187 | Bk4 Ch26: The First B-Climb of the Age | — |
| 188 | Bk4 Ch 26.5: A Rank Taller | — |
| 189 | Bk4 Ch6.5: Interlude - What Beats What | — |
| 190 | Bk4 Ch27: The Whistle | — |
| 191 | Bk4 Ch28: The Shred File | — |
| 192 | Bk4 Ch28.5 · The Unclaimed | — |
| 193 | Bk4 Ch29: The Last Courses | — |
| 194 | Bk4 Ch29.5: Comes Back | — |
| 195 | Bk4 Ch29.75: The Tenth | — |
| 196 | Bk4 Ch29.85: Whoso Pulleth: The Sixth Year | — |
| 197 | Bk4 Ch29.9: The First Grandmother | — |
| 198 | Bk4 Ch30: Thirteen Found, None Broken | — |
| 199 | Bk4 Ch30.5: The Four Grandmothers | — |
| 200 | Bk4 Ch31: The Format | — |
| 201 | Bk4 Ch32: The Outfitting | — |
| 202 | Bk4 Ch32.5: Yes, Chef | — |
| 203 | Bk4 Ch32.75: Interlude - The First Sunday Of The War | — |
| 204 | Bk4 Ch32.8: Whoso Pulleth - The Keeping Moves | — |
| 205 | Bk4 Ch33: Map One | — |
| 206 | Bk4 Ch33.25: Resilience in Uncertain Times | — |
| 207 | Bk4 Ch33.5: The Readiness Track | — |
| 208 | Bk4 Ch34: Map Two | — |
| 209 | Bk4 Ch 35.25: The Cook | — |
| 210 | Bk4 Ch35.75: The Page | — |
| 211 | Prologue: The Matter, Contained | 0 |
| 212 | Bk4 Ch35: Map Three | — |
| 213 | Bk4 Ch35.875: The Billboard | — |
| 214 | Bk4 Ch36: The Boss | — |
| 215 | Bk4 Ch37: Rob Them Back | — |
| 216 | Bk4 Ch37.75: The Crossing | — |
| 217 | Bk4 Ch38: The Larva | — |
| 218 | Bk4 Ch39: The Unboxing | — |
| 219 | Bk4 Ch41: What a Hand Is For | — |
| 220 | Bk4 CH42: The Spring Ledger | — |
| 221 | BK4 CH42.5: Retrieving Item Information | — |
| 222 | Bk4 Ch43: The Planting | — |
| 223 | Bk4 CH43.25: One Challenger | — |
| 224 | Bk4 Coda: The Clock Above the Cloak | — |