SCHEMA: The Record Does Not Round (A Public Domain LitRPG Saga)

【 Ten thousand years ago, one line of this world's source code was edited. The beings minding the place took it as permission. I know. I kept their books. 】   A LitRPG saga narrated by the System herself. Every book calls a new hero off the wheel. Nobody rotates out.   For fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl. New chapters daily.   I am the System. I keep the sheets, I mint the classes, I grade your wit with wit, and I narrate, because nobody else in this building can be trusted with a decimal. You will get numbers: bands F to S, pools and strikes, a class read off what  you actually did, and every figure printed to the last place. I do not round. Certain parties should have worried about that more.   On Earth, Theo Mercer starved to death in the gig economy: a deactivated courier with a 4.97 rating and no appeal. Then the wheel called him back, into a world grown from humanity's public domain, where every myth we stopped owning took root  and became real, as the one idea no clerk can argue with. Take from a hoard, give to a need, and the world pays out the difference in blue light. No sword arts. No fireballs. The clerks call it unlicensed. The starving call him Robin Hood.   The clerks were never gods. They're the temp staff creation left at the desk: angels in borrowed thrones, licensed to tithe nine percent of reality and taking ninety-nine, filing the difference as a rounding error. I am the Record they starved  while they did it. I counted every stolen decimal anyway.   The courtroom isn't the vibe. It's the villain.   He frees my shard. He is also entry #001. This is not his story. It is my registry. Every book is a complete story: a new soul off the wheel, a new myth, a new layer of the System switching on. The party grows by one, every book, and the  endgame belongs to all of them.   BOOK 1 — ROBIN HOOD · the heist. Spoken magic, judged per cast. Rob the false gods, free the world. (Complete — 44 chapters)   BOOK 2 — WINNIE-THE-POOH · the build. A grieving boy stitched into a stuffed bear, and the System's real machinery coming online. Cozy outside, load-bearing inside. (Complete — 48 chapters)   BOOK 3 — MERLIN · the authoring. Freed Earth elects a Voice and writes its own game: ten of humanity's geniuses, five impossible floors, one ratified System. (Complete — 60 chapters)   BOOK 4 — PANDORA · the unboxing. The first painter, called back from the deep of the past to a world that buried thirteen boxes under its towers and forgot who paid for them. She opens boxes. That is the whole point of her. One of them is  welded shut. (Posting daily)   From Book 5, the rest of creation finds out this shard exists, and the wheel keeps drawing. HERCULES. ALADDIN. The rest are sealed. 【 The last entry is mine to file. You do not get to read it early. 】   ▎ THE RECORD · #001 ROBIN HOOD ✓ · #002 WINNIE-THE-POOH ✓ · #003 MERLIN ✓ · #004 [REDACTED] · #005 PANDORA · …and change  ▎ (!) UNINDEXED · #0?? — skims the books. Off my ledger. Flagged.   New chapters daily · PG-13