Arsenal Mage! Why Does Every Weapon Give Me A New Skill?

Aiden was supposed to catch the last train home. Instead, someone pushed him onto the tracks. One blinding flash later, he wakes up in a cave on a mountain, with no phone, no wallet, no internet, and absolutely no explanation. The good news? He survived. The bad news? He is no longer on Earth, the birds are the size of trucks, and the local goblins have very strong opinions about eating lost humans. Then Aiden picks up a tree branch. [Weapon Recognized.] Apparently, in this world, every weapon he masters unlocks a skill. A stick gives him Bash. A rusty knife teaches Stab. A hatchet grants Throw. Shields make him harder to kill. A goblin staff finally lets him touch magic. The catch? He has no training, no allies, no map, and every new lesson comes from fighting things that want him dead. Forced to survive with sarcasm, stolen boots, and the world’s most ridiculous arsenal, Aiden must master every weapon he can get his hands on before the forest, the goblins, or whatever dragged him into this world catches up to him. Because if a simple stick can make him stronger… What happens when he masters everything?