
by OgreParty
A New Apartment A New Job A Crazy Dating Sim Ability Nile Trondle’s chance meeting with an extremely grateful female genie results in her “fixing” his biggest weak spot—his personal dating life—by transforming Nile’s world into an outlandish dating sim! Now, blue display screens show Nile an ever-increasing variety of personal stats only he can see, providing him with insight into a wealth of intriguing potential romantic partners and helping him discover the humanity behind the pretty faces. More, a fantastic (if slightly bizarre) new apartment—acquired thanks to his new skills—provides Nile with a solid base for romantic operations! But somewhere out there, there are twenty special RED screens, marking Nile’s prospects for his One True Love! It looks like it’s going to be a happy ending for Nile, IF he can complete all his quests, and his missions, and level up enough to be worthy of his true love, and of course survive all the fetch quests, the crazy fun dates, the crazy CRAZY dates, the overly-rigorous training sessions with mysteriously powerful women, and most of all the dangerous “red skull” boss fights that keep popping up on his Dating Sim map now that Nile’s life has transformed into one big crazy-ass game! WHAT TO EXPECT: -Real characters with depth-Decisions that affect people / outcomes-No Harem (but serial dating)-Slow Progression-Boss Fights-Quests! Missions! Maybe even a Dating Dungeon!-A Mix of Humor and Drama-PDC (Pure Dating Chaos)-Regular Updates (I’ve started with a base of 250k words) Chapters 1-5 posted Tuesday, June 9. Chapters 6+7 on Wednesday, June 10. Chapters 8+9 on Thursday, June 11, New chapters daily June 12 - June 22. Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday schedule starts June 23. PATREON 12+ CHAPTERS AHEAD!!! (COVER ~ all art & motion graphics by Eisner-Award-Winning Artist Colleen Coover)
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| 1 | Chapter 1: Forward Thinking | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: A Fateful Flea Market | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Weak Point | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: A Guest For Breakfast | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: A New Skill! But… the TWENTY? | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: The Hesitator | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Going On Tour | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Fate Flips the Coin | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: What's In The Box? | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: I Can (hopefully) Explain! | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Floor Show At The Café | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: The Girl and the Brute | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: A Whole New Level | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: A Seduction! (pending) | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Hey! There's Cookies! | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Let's Spend Some Points! | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: The One That Got Away | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: A Lot On My Plate | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Elephants On Parade | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: A Reasonable Man | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: The Good Soldier | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Arachnophobia | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: A Good Job | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: 8 Allocation Points & 1 Cinnamon Roll | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: I'm Good, Leroy! | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Here Comes The Judge | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: A Red Night At The Movies | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: One Hundred and Fifty Million | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Consent Granted | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: A Fat Stack of Ones | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Powders, Perfumes, and Beer | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: The Girl With Just The Right Bullets | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: An (Uneasy) Feeling Of Community | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: The Gauguin Man | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: The Foyer of a Victorian Brothel | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: An Important Purchase | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Dogs Are The Best | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: The Arresting Citizen | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Halfway To Cat | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: A Little “Oops” On The Open Door Policy | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: Sniped! | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: The Custodian With A Vivid Imagination | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Sniped Again! | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Stumped | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: One Question Marked | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: The Skull | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: The Boys Are Back In Town | — |
| 48 | Chapter 48: An Absolute Dump | — |
| 49 | Chapter 49: We Should See Other People | — |
| 50 | V2: Chapter 1: A Retreat Is In Order | — |
| 51 | V2 Chapter 2: The (More or Less) Great Escape | — |
| 52 | V2 Chapter 3: The Junkyard Windmill | — |
| 53 | V2 Chapter 4: But, What’s It All Mean? | — |
| 54 | V2 Chapter 5: Dogs, Question Marks & Lady Frankenstein | — |
| 55 | V2: Chapter 6: All Pistols Firing! | — |
| 56 | V2: Chapter 7: The Scary Gray Question Mark | — |
| 57 | V2: Chapter 8: A Precautionary Incarceration | — |
| 58 | V2: Chapter 9: Let’s Get Ripped! | — |
| 59 | V2 Chapter 10: Making the Cat Dance | — |
| 60 | V2 Chapter 11: The Shower of Power | — |
| 61 | V2: Chapter 12: Knock Weird, I'm Home | — |
| 62 | V2 Chapter 13: This Quest is Garbage | — |
| 63 | V2 Chapter 14: Birds of a Tether | — |