Bachi Plays For The World

Everyone wants to rule the world. Or that’s how the song goes at least. And it doesn’t exclude cats. Well in my case, a kitten.  I was once a man named Jordan Felstat. A 40-year old grocery store shelf stocker during the night, and video game player during the day. It was a good life, an easy life. There wasn’t an ambitious bone anywhere in my body. That changed when I took on a feline form, named Bachi. It turns out the Earth had already been conquered by an organization called C.U.T.E., a menagerie of the universe’s most adorable species, and it turns out cats were one of them. Now, the planet itself is up for grabs via a competition called The Megalith Pageant. A competition using the hooman’s greatest invention. Of course, what I’m referring to is video games. What else could a high-tech galactic organization want? Now that becoming King of the World is a possibility, my heart has been lit aflame in the contest of power. And that contest just so happens to align with my specialty. Can I win it all and take the prize? Maybe if my teammates will pull themselves together and learn to listen. What to Expect: -Legally distinct classic and contemporary video games -Cats -Biscuit Making -Weak to a Little Less Weak MC -Nya-ot a lot of cat talk, but some. -Dealing with fickle friends