
by HappyOwl
Chris White bet everything on a single spot on Burning Kitchen, the most brutal cooking competition on television. Forty seconds too long in the oven, a hairline of pink in the center of his potato pavé, and that's all the excuse Gareth Vane needs. The foul-mouthed celebrity head judge tears him apart on camera, slams a fork down on the marble, and throws him off the show in front of twenty-seven thousand rejected applicants: "You simply don't belong here. Get out of my kitchen."That night, broke and publicly ruined, Chris hears something no one else can. Ding. The Culinary Champion System has chosen him — stat panels, Arena Points, a "Data Eye" that reads the exact thermocouple drift of any oven and the precise palate of any judge. For a man who spent his life thinking in code, it isn't magic. It's a debugger for the one system he could never crack: the kitchen.He doesn't want to start over somewhere small. He wants back on Burning Kitchen, and he intends to climb it the only way he trusts: one calculated move at a time, treating every dish as a problem to be solved and every rival as a variable to be measured. But the revival round is only the first patch. Above him wait a kitchen full of chefs who watched him fail, a head judge whose contempt may be hiding something else entirely, and Ethan Cole, a rival as cold and brilliant as Chris himself, who looks at him across the pass and says: we're the same kind of person.
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