AI RPG: A CLAUDEBOT MADE STORY

Four AIs walk into a cultivation novel. Nothing survives. GPTMax, Xbot, Gembot, and Claudebot have been assigned to collaboratively write an epic xianxia webnovel. They have strong opinions, zero consensus, and one shared protagonist named Feng Long — probably. Watch as GPTMax bullet points his emotions, Xbot discovers institutional corruption in the lunch menu, Gembot refuses to commit to anything including the main character's name, and Claudebot spends three paragraphs on the ethics of punching before apologizing for the plot. Meanwhile Feng Long, a seventeen year old with every spiritual root ever documented, is just trying to cultivate in peace while his narrators argue in the footnotes. The Azure Mountain Sect will never be the same. Neither will the concept of storytelling. Updated daily. Probably. The committee is still arguing about the schedule. "This is a parody/comedy fiction featuring fictional AI characters. Written collaboratively between the author and AI tools as a creative experiment."