
by Tiger Hamburger
Uriel, a reincarnator who retained the memories of his past life, found a woman on a rainy night at the orphanage. "Can you be my mom?" He initially thought he would be the one taking care of this clumsy "mom"—someone who didn't know how to cook, couldn't fetch water, and once blew a massive crater in the yard just trying to get rid of a bug. But in less than two years, Galatina's maternal skill tree was completely maxed out. From tucking him in at midnight and gently blowing on a spoonful of hot soup, to bending down to tie his shoelaces... Without realizing it, his world-weary, thirty-year-old soul began to relax more and more each day under his mom's relentless doting. It wasn't until later that he learned the truth. This woman, who had to learn basic household chores from scratch, was actually the strongest Hero of the previous generation!? Not only could she dismantle the Demon King with her bare hands, but she could also solo hell-level dungeons. Yet, the official history books recorded her fate simply as: *"Disguised Demon King, successfully subjugated."* To protect his mom and keep her true identity under wraps, Uriel was forced to launch a chaotic, "hiding in plain sight" master plan. He desperately enrolled in academies, tried to keep a low profile, frantically wrote scripts to cover up their lies, and even ended up taking the role of a "Scribe." But what he never expected was for absolutely everything to start spiraling wildly out of his control... This is an original story. English is not my first language, so I use AI tools to assist with the translation and grammar polishing.
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| 1 | Chapter 0: The Day We Met | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 1: A Reason to Come Back | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2: Parenting Neither Party Qualified | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3: The Learning Curve Was Steeper Than Expected | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 4: Born from Rotten Flesh | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 5: A New Addition to the Family | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 6: The Witch Brigade is Founded | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 7: The Brigade Gains Members | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 8: The Brigade Keeps Growing | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 9: Before the Girls Left | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 10: Still Have to Go to School | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 11: An Uninvited Visit | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 12: Conceptual Slash Pro Max | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 13: So That Was That | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 14: My Sister Tina | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 15: The Field Trip | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16: Fists of Love | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17: Somebody Else's Problem | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18: Ten Feet | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19: Change of Plans | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20: The Maternal Aura | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 21: The Char Problem | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 22: Graduation Complications | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 23: The Witch Brigade | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 24: Inescapable | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 25: The Ethics Problem | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 26: New School, Same Story | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 27: The Hero Was the Demon Lord | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 28: Can a Guy Really Be Named Tina? | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 29: Finally Made Some New Friends | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 30: Club Recruitment | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 31: Uriel's Brilliant Plan | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 32: One Old Bastard's KPIs | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 33: Anomaly | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 34: Playing Dead | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 35: The Academy’s Biggest Stage | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 36: Reunion | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 37: Auxiliary Members | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 38: Pick the Outfit First | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 39: Training the Witch's Poker Face | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 40: Take Out the Trash | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 41: Fall of the Doom Blades | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 42: The Holy Sword Witch Makes Her Entrance | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 43: The Witch Takes the Stage | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 44: Headmaster, What Are You Doing? | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 45: Goodbye, Young Ed | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 46: Is That the Holy Sword? | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 47: The Chasm | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 48: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 49: The New Academy | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 50: Operation: Confession | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 51: The Accidental Confession | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 52: The Smell of Something Cheesy | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 53: Sandbag Conjecture | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: The Rented Boyfriend | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: Mr. Nice Guy | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: A Normal Person's Daily Life | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: A Conversation About Values | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: The Way Home | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: Truth | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: Murphy's Law | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: The Interrogation | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: Seraphina's Circumstances | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: The Brigade's War Council | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: Overstaying His Welcome | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: Justice, Served by an Old Knight | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67: There's No Place Like Home | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68: The Captive Who Befriended Her Captors | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69: The Scribe's Guidance | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70: What Do We Do Next | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 54: Fast Forward to the Breakup | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 71: Reliable Subordinates | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 72: A Night Out Without the Scribe | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 73: Estella | — |
| 75 | Chapter 74: Time to Run | — |
| 76 | Chapter 75: The Mysterious Visitor | — |
| 77 | Chapter 76: FIGHT! GOOD! | — |
| 78 | Chapter 77: The Witch Gets Angry | — |
| 79 | Chapter 78: Annihilated Without Trace | — |
| 80 | Chapter 79: The Sword That Splits Day From Night | — |
| 81 | Chapter 80: Act Two: Curtain Call | — |
| 82 | Chapter 81: A Family of Five: Daily Life | — |
| 83 | Chapter 82: Mom from the Countryside | — |
| 84 | Chapter 83: Balance Treasure Chest | — |
| 85 | Chapter 84: You've Got to Study Hard | — |
| 86 | Chapter 85: From Business Plans to Breakup Plans | — |
| 87 | Chapter 86: Sisters | — |
| 88 | Chapter 87: Happy Breakup | — |
| 89 | Chapter 88: Spontaneous Adventure | — |
| 90 | Chapter 89: Where Did This Bug Spray Come From | — |
| 91 | Chapter 90: A First Time for Everything | — |
| 92 | Chapter 91: The World's Most Dangerous Cat | — |
| 93 | Chapter 92: Ask for Trouble, Get Trouble | — |
| 94 | Chapter 93: Terrain Kill | — |
| 95 | Chapter 94: The Camp | — |
| 96 | Chapter 95: Shadow | — |
| 97 | Chapter 96: Mom Descends | — |
| 98 | Chapter 97: Little Tangerine | — |
| 99 | Chapter 100: The Truth Surfaces | — |