
by ROSS LOVE
Transported to Konoha just before the outbreak of the Third Shinobi World War, Yū Mikami awakens a mysterious Shinobi Galgame System. The system was supposed to make life easy. There was just one problem. His romance targets weren't girls. They were ninjutsu. To master a technique, he has to chat with it, raise its affection, give it presents, unlock special events, and even confess to it. The stronger the bond, the stronger the jutsu. While everyone else is training day and night, Yū is busy dating fireballs, befriending shadow clones, and trying to understand the feelings of chakra itself. In the ninja world, no one understands what he's talking about. And somehow, that's exactly why he's becoming ridiculously overpowered.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: What Does It Mean to Romance a Ninjutsu? | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Guess What Happened? | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Shinobi World's First White Moonlight | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Become My Ninjutsu! | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: I Seriously Want to Punch You Twice! | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: This Is the Confidence a Galgame Gives Me! | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Immortals Packed Together Like a Forest | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: I Demand That You Apologize to the Three Basic Techniques! | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Instant Cast Without Hand Seals! The 0.2-Second Limit Swap! | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Space-Time Ninjutsu? Nope—It's the Substitution Technique! | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Haki Yū, You Maniac… | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Obito: She Cares About Me | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Rin Nohara: Obito, Yū and I Already Made Plans | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Asuma: My Father the Hokage | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Medical Training Course | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Death Is a Cool Summer Night, an Untroubled Sleep | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Why Is There a Wattpad Junior Here Too? | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: My Newly Upgraded Substitution Jutsu Isn't Taking This Kind of Disrespect | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Great Fireball vs. Rotation! | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: New Target: Gentle Fist? | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Bro, That's Not a Flag You Should Be Raising! | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Clone Technique, Want a Gift? | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Limited Skin — Water Clone Technique! | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Kurenai Yūhi: Mikami, Do You Have Any Secrets for Training Ninjutsu? | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Hiruzen Sarutobi's Special Reward | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Private After-School Lessons | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Wow, I Want to Shoot Out a Water Jet That Powerful Too! | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Max Affection Reached—Two Hearts as One! | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Can the Sexy Technique Pull This Off? | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Might Dai's Eight Gates Training | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Guh, Just Kill Me Already! | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: Grandma Li's Knocking—Open Up! | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Gathering Storm | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: The Dream of Finding a Powerful Backer | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: The New Semester Begins, and Kurenai Yūhi's Bento | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: The Substitution Technique Evolves, and the Graduation Exams Begin! | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Obito, You Handle Might Guy! | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Who the Hell Threw That Great Fireball? | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: The Strongest of Today vs. the Strongest in History! | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: One Against Three! First Place Is All but Guaranteed! | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Rankings Are Announced, and Choosing the Reward | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Hiruzen Sarutobi: Yū, Want Me to Find You a Girlfriend? | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: You Have Disturbed the Darkness of the Shinobi World | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: What a Pair of Star-Crossed Lovers | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Well Done, Clone Technique. Well Done Indeed! | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: Me, Mikami Yū—A Fire Release Prodigy! | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Detected an Overpowered Romance Target: Flying Thunder God! | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: A Duel with Kakashi | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: A New Target: Hatake Swordsmanship | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Three Sentences to Make Kakashi Hand Over the Hatake Sword Art | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: Hatake Sword Art: Among the Mediocrities of the Shinobi World, Many Fall Beneath Me, Few | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: The First Mission Beyond the Village | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: A New Gift, and Clone Technique Reaches Max Level! | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Obito: Could Mikami Yū Pull That Off? | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: Here's a Joke—The Yellow Flash Got Taken Hostage | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: Was This Kid... a Little Too Eager to Kill? | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: Shaji's Surprise and an Invitation to the Advanced Medical Program | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Sunagakure's Poison and the Spy Incident | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: The Chase Begins! | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: The Rain Squad Wiped Out! Spoils of War—Water Formation Wall! | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: Bonds of Ninjutsu, Activate! | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: Triune Illusion — And the Concept of “Instant Hell Shadow Kill” | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: First Encounter — Tsunade | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: Healing Jutsu — “Mikami Yū, you little… did you just call me ‘mother’?” | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: Tsunade’s Lecture | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: The White Fang’s Past, and a Reunion at the Training Ground | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67: An Unexpected Observer — Uchiha Shisui! Clash of Blade and Steel! | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68: Hatake Swordsmanship — “No need to unlock the Uchiha Style; I will surpass the Uchiha St | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69: Asuma’s Sword Saint Dream, and the Exploration of “Instant Hell Shadow Formation” | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70: Amaterasu — The So-Called “Little Fireball” | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71: Minato Namikaze — “Yū, Have You Named Your New Technique Yet?” | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72: “Substitution Spiral Superlative Phantom Multi-Phase Assassination Technique” | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73: “Instant Hell Shadow Killing Formation—Activate!” | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74: When Did You Start Believing I Wasn’t Using a Clone? | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75: The Sand Village Declares War! The Third Shinobi World War Begins! | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76: Dad, You’re Not Dead?! | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77: You Only Lost a Leg. Your Teammates Lost Their Lives! | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78: Team Minato’s Special Training, and Rumors About Kushina | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79: The Mission Hall? It’s Actually the “Konoha Matchmaking Agency”! | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80: Phoenix Flower: A Dragon Is the Symbol of an Emperor! | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81: Phoenix Flower’s Trait, and the News About “Neural Activation Technique” | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82: Orochimaru Appears | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83: So I Have to Build Her Myself? | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84: Swordsmanship and Sealing Arts—Could This Actually Work? | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 85: “Flying Thunder God Home Delivery,” and the “Red Hot-Blooded Habanero” | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 86: Kushina’s Sealing Arts Lesson, and the Root’s Movements | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 87: You Regret, I Shadow, Boom! | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 88: An Attacker Beneath the Waterfall! | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 89: [Konoha-Style Kenjutsu · Heartblade Domain]! The Masked Man’s True Identity! | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 90: Orochimaru’s Invitation, and a Half-Day Tour of the Security Force | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 91: You’d Better Put It in Writing! | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 92: A New Skin for Transformation Jutsu! Snake Limb Hardening! | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 93: A Reunion with Kushina, New Target: The Melancholic Minefield Girl? | — |
| 94 | Chapter 94: Nohara Rin: This Technique… Can You Harden Any Part of Your Body? | — |
| 95 | Chapter 95: Special Item: The Sealed Left Arm! | — |
| 96 | Chapter 96: Congratulations, Dad Can Stand on His Own Again! | — |
| 97 | Chapter 97: Tsunade in a Yukata’s Private Lesson | — |
| 98 | Chapter 98: Creation Rebirth and the Strength of a Hundred Technique! | — |
| 99 | Chapter 99: An Encounter with the Gambling | — |
| 100 | Chapter 100: Tsunade: How Could I Possibly Lose This Bet? | — |
| 101 | Chapter 101: Custom Skins! And Minato Namikaze Returns! | — |
| 102 | Chapter 102: Marching to the Front! An Ambush from the Sand | — |
| 103 | Chapter 103: First Test of Sealing Arts! A Duel Against a Sunagakure Puppeteer! | — |
| 104 | Chapter 104: Returning to the Wildfire Castle Outpost, Jiraiya Appears | — |
| 105 | Chapter 105: A Welcome Gift? Don’t Tell Me It’s Make-Out Paradise? | — |
| 106 | Chapter 106: Have You Ever Heard of the “Trolley Problem”? | — |
| 107 | Chapter 107: Everyone’s Answer, and a Gamble with the Strength Technique | — |
| 108 | Chapter 108: An Unexpected Ambush, A Sword Strike Descending from the Heavens! | — |
| 109 | Chapter 109: Instant Hell Breakthrough, Scorch Release: Pakura! | — |
| 110 | Chapter 110: Phoenix Flower Fire: It's So Pretty—I Want It! | — |
| 111 | Chapter 111: Great Fireball—Show Me Your Limit! | — |
| 112 | Chapter 112: Chiyo: What Did You Just Say? A White-Haired Brat With a Sword? | — |
| 113 | Chapter 113: Jiraiya's Surprise, and Mikami Yū's "Method Acting" | — |
| 114 | Chapter 114: Obito: Does the "Acting Method" Really Work? | — |
| 115 | Chapter 115: Jiraiya’s Gift, New Skins for the Three Basic Techniques | — |
| 116 | Chapter 116: Minato Namikaze: We’ll Win | — |
| 117 | Chapter 117: The Strength Enhancement Technique’s Trait — High Stakes Gamble, and the Outpost Assaul | — |
| 118 | Chapter 118: Mikami Yū Takes MVP, While Obito Gets a Free Win | — |
| 119 | Chapter 119: Retaking the Stronghold, and the Man in the White Mask | — |
| 120 | Chapter 120: Studying Make-Out Paradise, and the First Attempt at Needle Jizō | — |
| 121 | Chapter 121: Everyone’s Training, and a New Trait: Overload Pulse! | — |
| 122 | Chapter 122: The Sand Strikes! Chiyo and Pakura! | — |
| 123 | Chapter 123: Mikami Yū: Pakura, Can We Talk Somewhere Private? | — |
| 124 | Chapter 124: It’s Chakra Enhanced Strength—I Added Chakra Enhanced Strength! | — |
| 125 | Chapter 125: Pakura: Guh… Just Kill Me! | — |
| 126 | Chapter 126: Rout and Reinforcements | — |
| 127 | Chapter 127: This Isn’t How It Goes in Some Backwater Version of Naruto! | — |
| 128 | Chapter 128: Uchiha Madara and White Zetsu Afa | — |
| 129 | Chapter 129: Obito: How Did You Know I’d Awakened the Sharingan? | — |
| 130 | Chapter 130: Jiraiya: You’re Catching On Pretty Early, Kid. Heh Heh… | — |
| 131 | Chapter 131: News of the Chūnin Exams, and the Debut of “Konoha Draft Cola” | — |
| 132 | Chapter 132: The Cola Contract and the Changes to Minato’s Team | — |
| 133 | Chapter 133: Mikami Yū: I’ll Give Her an Offer She Can’t Refuse | — |
| 134 | Chapter 134: Pakura: No... Too Fast! Slow Down! | — |
| 135 | Chapter 135: Researching Scorch Release — Phoenix Flower: I’ve Got It! | — |
| 136 | Chapter 136: Phoenix Flower Ascended! New Trait: Blazing Scorching Torrent! | — |
| 137 | Chapter 137: New Year’s Celebration in Wildfire City, “Sichuan Face-Changing Hero” Jiraiya | — |
| 138 | Chapter 138: A New Encounter Target, Obito: “If You Don’t Return Home in Glory, It’s Like Wearing Fi | — |
| 139 | Chapter 139: The Naturally Evil Konoha Brat, and Jiraiya’s Lesson on “Transparent Release” | — |
| 140 | Chapter 140: Transparent Release: “Come Here, Little Boy. Let Big Sis Teach You How to Climb the Dua | — |
| 141 | Chapter 141: Pakura’s “Facial Cleanser,” and Obito Seeing Red | — |