by Cho Dan
This story is about Schacko-Ey. That’s the goblin writing this, so imagine this intro in his totally awesome voice. In this story, Schacko-Ey saves the world. Alone. He also becomes super rich. He’s also super great at everything. Truly a magnificent being. Okay, maybe he doesn’t do it all alone. There’s also this little tiefling girl, Nimea. Fun, but also kinda scary sometimes. There’s also a big tiefling, Malemos. He’s Schacko-Ey’s business partner. Also employee. Depends on who you ask. Useful, but not as smart as Schacko-Ey. Works well. Schacko-Ey also has a bodyguard. Everyone as awesome as Schacko-Ey needs one. His name’s Al. Boring human, but at least a paladin. Helps others. Sometimes a little too much. But kinda cool. And sadly there’s this stupid elf. Always mean to Schacko-Ey. Never trusts him. But can be useful. Sometimes. This story tells how Schacko-Ey turned from awesome to super awesome. We do things like investigate stolen cheese (Schacko-Ey is innocent, you can’t prove anything), overthrow governments (that one was funny), and start a business. The others also keep talking about some mysterious letters they received and an ancient legend about a hero and his descendants. They also talk to a tree, for some reason. Schacko-Ey wasn’t really paying attention. That’s right, Schacko-Ey is the main character now. Just don’t show this to the others. They don’t know Schacko-Ey secretly edited this page. They still think it's Nimea's story. What to expect: - New chapters every Monday, Wednesday and Friday - D&D-inspired world and magic - Flawed characters - Mystery-driven long-term plot - Slow and meaningful character development - no romance / harem
