The Magical Moustache

A kingdom of simpletons. A jealous king. And a multi-tasking, crime-fighting mustache. In the peaceful kingdom of Simpleton, order is maintained not by the king, but by his gatekeeper—or rather, the magical mustache glued to the gatekeeper's face. Gifted by a fairy godmother, this extraordinary facial hair acts as a set of extra hands, a long-distance intruder catcher, and the ultimate lie detector. But when the gatekeeper becomes more popular than the crown, a bout of royal jealousy threatens to ruin everything. Can a kingdom survive when its primary source of justice is stolen, glued to a fairy in a fit of rage, and missing in action? Dive into a whimsical tale of petty kings, magical adhesives, and the most important mustache in fantasy history.