
by AlwaysIrrelevant
This is a story about Brick Powers MD He's a man with a mission, muscles, and more medical knowledge than most people have teeth. He eats only meat. Tree nuts are also meat, medically speaking. Brick Powers MD has checked. Brick Powers MD operates within a dense jungle containing what most people would describe as life threatening prehistoric predators. Brick Powers MD does not use that description. Brick Powers MD is a doctor, and a doctor treats patients regardless of species, classification, or prior attempts at eating him. Strange things tend to happen around Brick Powers MD. What begins as a casual stroll through a velociraptor infested jungle, often escalates into a medical emergency. This results in an ever expanding list of survivors that rely on Brick Powers MD to provide a sanctuary in an otherwise sanctimonious jungle. The others keep trying to explain things to him, such as: why they’re really here, who might be pulling the strings, and why Brick Powers MD feels the need to wrestle every triceratops he meets into submission. Brick Powers MD regards these statements as medically irrelevant. Instead, he writes them all the same prescription: Stay alive. Unlimited refills. Take daily with meat.
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