This is the most cliché LitRPG I’ve ever seen [LitRPG Comedy]

Ben hates AI slop. Ben is a literature student. Ben writes mean reviews of webnovels on the metro because he's salty and rips his wax pen and gets hit by a Cybertruck driven by a tech bro, in that order. Ben wakes up on pink grass that smells like influencer perfume, under two suns (one of them is also blue for Fantasy™ purposes), with a translucent blue screen floating in his face saying Welcome, traveler. He has been reincarnated into the exact AI-generated isekai novel he was reviewing when he died (probably, he read like, three lines.) The system talks like an LLM. The system uses sparkle emojis. The system will not let him kill himself. Then Ben meets Maddy. Maddy was an engineering student funding her degree through OnlyFans before a Cybertruck took her out mid-shoe-tie. Maddy's system is pink and says You're glowing. Somewhere in this world, a random dude named Kael DarkVeil is gathering himself in a courtyard. Ben wants the slop to stop existing. Maddy wants the slop to make sense. The slop has plans for both of them. Chapters Monday and Friday