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by Atlande
Ben hates AI slop. Ben is a literature student. Ben writes mean reviews of webnovels on the metro because he's salty and rips his wax pen and gets hit by a Cybertruck driven by a tech bro, in that order. Ben wakes up on pink grass that smells like influencer perfume, under two suns (one of them is also blue for Fantasy™ purposes), with a translucent blue screen floating in his face saying Welcome, traveler. He has been reincarnated into the exact AI-generated isekai novel he was reviewing when he died (probably, he read like, three lines.) The system talks like an LLM. The system uses sparkle emojis. The system will not let him kill himself. Then Ben meets Maddy. Maddy was an engineering student funding her degree through OnlyFans before a Cybertruck took her out mid-shoe-tie. Maddy's system is pink and says You're glowing. Somewhere in this world, a random dude named Kael DarkVeil is gathering himself in a courtyard. Ben wants the slop to stop existing. Maddy wants the slop to make sense. The slop has plans for both of them. Chapters will be released every day at 3 PM EST! For like, a very unclear period of time. Will drop to M-W-F schedule after a month or so!
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1: Tung Tung Tung Cyber | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: It’s Not a System—It’s Your New Life! | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Orbs of Cum and Code Lines of Despair and Sadness | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Mossgrove and Magical Eggs and Some More Garbage and ANOTHER NORMAL HUMAN??? | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Cybertruck uses Bolt! [Maddy's first POV] | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Dildos and Monster Cans (The Essentials for Reincarnation) | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Weird Blue Thing and The Second Stage Evolution of a Dildo Apparently | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Hidden Quest! And…Three Eggs? | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Of Course His Name Is John | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Arm Wrestle and—Hey. Shouldn’t We Take Turns Watching. Like. Uh… | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11 : WHY DIDN’T WE GET ISEKAI’D IN A CYBERPUNK WORLD | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Definitely One of The Dwarf of All Time | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: MADDY USES THUNDERBOLT! | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: DungeonTM | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Not Berserk Goblins (Thank God) | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Eldarion, The Lord of Antitheses | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: The Engineer and The Writer (+100 ORIGINALITY Points) | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Why the Fuck Do You Know the Word Deodorant | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: We HAVE to Go There. For…Plot Purposes | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: Gerald…Gerald Eat This Bread Please. I Want To See | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: We Are 100% Getting Ambushed Dude | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: i…miss my mom | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Thieves? Orcs? Assassins? Well, Thieves Might be Assassins. No, Some Thieves Are Kind | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Thieves from Thievestown | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: To Slop or Not to Slop | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Mike Made Shit Pizza So He Had to Die | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Third Age of the Whatever | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Ominous Bullshit and—When The Fuck Did You Grab This | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: INSANE LEVEL UP (Clickbait) | 0 |