by Ninetwofour
Billy died. The deities called it tragic. Billy called it inconvenient. Now he's standing before a pantheon arguing over a problem they cannot ignore: Liecraft. A primordial force that should not exist inside a mortal. A power that answers Billy's certainty and grows stronger every time the world believes him. The problem? Billy is certain about almost everything. In the world of Rumenem—where mages shape mana, knights carve legends, and gods watch from afar—Billy stumbles from disaster to disaster with unwavering confidence, questionable judgment, and an alarming tendency to accidentally become right. A misunderstanding becomes a miracle. A joke becomes a doctrine. A lie becomes history. And somewhere between accidental worshippers, nervous deities, and a world that keeps mistaking him for something far greater than he is, reality itself begins to change. The gods call it dangerous. Billy calls it performance. An epic fantasy comedy about belief, myths, divine politics, and one man who is catastrophically wrong about almost everything. Unfortunately, reality keeps agreeing with him. WHAT TO EXPECT: 0. Performative experimental fiction. 1. Traditional Fantasy: Magic, mana and worldly threats too real but butchered through Billy's Performative narration. 2. Character dynamics focused. 3. Side-notes(Sex scenes are very minimal and will only be implied. No hardcore stuff here. All indirect punchlines for jokes.) 4. Pop culture references. Side-note: Tell me if using Grammarly is counted as AI assistance. If so I will add that AI assisted content. HOPE YOU ENJOY. PLEASE ENJOY?!
