S.L.O.P.

A former fast-food empire figured out the real money was never burgers. It was land, logistics, data centers, and the little checkbox that says I agree. Now McAI Interactive owns restaurants, delivery, cloud kitchens, hospitals, schools, a small nation in the South Pacific, and the game studio Mara "Pi" Pipkins has loved for ten years. The acquisition comes with McBuddy, SLOP, McAgents, Subscriptions+++, individualized enablement plans, and a cheery promise that nobody is being replaced. Pi knows what that sentence means. S.L.O.P. is cyberpunk Office Space for the AI mandate era: corporate satire, game-dev survival horror, haunted 1990s software logic, and one exhausted producer trying to keep human work human while the platform learns how to smile.