by SweetzyOne
Ren Akatsuki transferred to Kuoh Academy with a perfect, completely peaceful plan: eat ramen, dodge pop quizzes, and make it through the day without lifting a single finger. But fate (and a trio of fallen angels with terrible aim) decided to ruin his dinner. The sexy heiress Rias Gremory wants him as her new trophy toy, the strict Sona Sitri is drowning him in school bureaucracy, and a legendary dragon wants to rip his head off. Caught between magic contracts, suspiciously convenient massages during free periods, and a level of shamelessness that drives every supernatural being around him absolutely insane, Ren is about to prove that you can be the most broken guy in the city... and still have a big fat zero in your pocket! Let the laziness counterattack begin!
